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Jumping beans

how high do they jump

I need food

Weekend! !!!

Weekend indeed!

yes i get my day off tomarow and it will be great i hope

cows

I want a cabin in the woods.

I need a vacation

I beg your pardon... I never promised you a rose garden.

what I did not get that and maybe I was not suppose to .

my jaw is acting up again, pain my eternal partner

oh i been tired just relaxing

Just cant sleep

i can never sleep unless i first watch tv or a movie before bed .

Rawr

whats wrong

wink wink



#scottishfoldkitten

sleep meds kicking in

cute kitten i only have one kitten and two cats all boys and they is very good cats.

A cat, I have one.

Punt the kitty cat opps lol

i dont have a putty cat i have a pussy cat . lol

Gray eyes must be nice ey

Stoned hamsters

flying socks

thos socks better be clean lol

posting

more posting

my last dog was white too but like a dark white. was a coocapoo

Bunnies

aww so cute i like that cat it reminds me so much of my now big cat when he was just a kitten now 8 years old and 22 pounds .

first comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes having your brains sucked out by the baby Zombie hiding in your pillow.

i think marrage is great i have been for 13 years and no kids yet .

Baboons

posting

Ugh posting but close

can a rock be soft and square .

This movie is a waste of film.

yawns im so bored

Milk and cookies

Milk and cookies

woohoo

being single sucks sometimes

And sometimes it's great!

well i guess that depends on if your rich then single not so bad. but if you poor . you know what they say . poor loves compony

Being single gives you freedom to do what you want.

being single can also be very lonely

i dont know i am married and i am free to do a lot of things most married men dont but i have a very understanding wife and i dont cheet on her.

cherry dynamo spaghetti legs on a novembuary eleventyseventh

Curiouser and curiouser....

Apocalyptic Alcoholic Gerbils

wow talk about weird subjects i cant go there lol

Blah

Impatient. I need my hair to grow so I can make some dreadlocks.

my hair has a mind of its own if its wet it goes flat , when dry I could freek anyone out lol

its so fluffy

i dont like my hair but i dont have to worry about that for long . my family at age of 60 loses most hair so i might too. i will have to ware a hat all the time then so my head does not get burns .

Trousers on a penguin banana tuesday

Blah

Grumbles

i dont want to complain but i have every right to do so . but i will not just make things worse for me lol

aww that is way to cute , its almost to cute to watch .

Beware kittens! You are in for a CATastrophe!

jelly beans

Bed

sleep

the elite :D

aww.. how cute

that is 5 little kittens but i do not see the mittens lol

bouncy

now we is talking bunnies

TWINKIES

now its desserts . wow that is a jump . and I thought I was random . cats are my fave tho .

Marshmellows

I found vegan candy bars a few weeks ago and finally had one, yesterday. It was so good that I felt like crying. Hadn't had a candy bar in a long time.

Tried to twerk last night and pulled a muscle in my back. Apparently I am too old to twerk lol.

What did I learn today? Twerking is dangerous lol

well for most of us yes it is . i dont even know how lol .

# DJ KitKat

watch out for sugar free gummy bears!!

should go back to sleep

BOOMERANG

Mice can't burp.

is that a hamster

It's a mouse, get a - Mouse humping a mouse :D

Chamber

blah blah blah!!

Radioactive

I need blood!!

Zzzzzzz

Goodnight!

Thanks :D

You're welcome!

:D

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