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4 for Texas

The Dirty Dozen

You know what Darth Vader looks like beneath that mask? He's a skeleton. Just like the rest of us.

American Honey

Transformers

Well, I wanna thank y'all for coming out today, and I wanna thank my supporters from the bottom of my heart. Because we have been tested - tested by fire. Our border has been put to the test, and let me tell you: we have failed that test. The aliens, the infiltrators, the outsiders, they come right across by light of day or dark of night. They'll bleed us, they're parasites. They'll bleed us until we as a city, a county, a state, a nation are all bled out. Make no mistake: we are at war. Every time an illegal dances across our border it is an act of aggression against this sovereign state, an overt act of terrorism. Everywhere I go in this state people are talking about change. I say "why change"? This is a great state founded on the principles of liberty, I don't wanna change that. Our rightful citizens are hardworking Americans who earn their paychecks by the grit of their guts and the sweat of their brow! I don't wanna change that! "Change," that's what they want, change. Change the laws, open the doors. Red rover, red rover, let the terrorists come over! Let me tell you what change that'll bring: 68 cents. The jingle-jangle of pennies in your pocket because the scavengers, the leeches, the parasites are walking away with your money, while you're left with the change. So, I wanna say one more thing: who you gonna vote for?

Machete

The Fast and the Furious

They wanna hang me, the big black crows. Idiots. What the hell? I'll kill anything, but never a kid. Be like killin' a priest. Catholic priest, that is.

Once upon a time, In the west

Utter nonsense. If you hear a marching band, is your soul exalted? No, you march. If you hear a waltz, you dance. If you hear a mass, you take communion. It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. The listener has no choice. It is like hypnotism.

Immortal Beloved

You know what I do? I connect. I get people off. I look for the guy who isn't getting off, and I make him get off.

Almost Famous

Quote:

"Who? Who? Who do you mean, who? How could somebody MISFILE something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the right file! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

Vampire's Kiss

I have some more African heads in my apartment. Small, pickled ones. Do drop in anytime you care to meet some unsuccessful politicians.

Bunny Lake Is Missing

The Jigsaw Man

Now my friends, if I may propose a little toast. Let us eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

the thin man

There comes a time for every vampire when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily unbearable. Living in the shadows, feeding in the darkness with only your own company to keep, rots into a solitary, hollow existence. Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone. So I went to sleep, hoping that the sounds of the passing eras would fade out, and a sort of death might happen. But as I lay there, the world didn't sound like the place I had left, but something different.

Queen of the Damned

And nature's nectar. Wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerkies. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.

Ghost World

Desperado

It's not just California. It's the whole goddamned world that gone to shit. I met this guy at Yellowstone, this crazy guy, but he's been right about that's happened so far. And he says that the government is building these ships, spaceships, I don't know what, but something.

2012

A Scanner Darkly

All right, knock this shit off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, bitch tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don't step in on things like this, but this man Jack Cates is gonna help me straighten out the rest of my day! So I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business!

Another 48 Hrs (No SkyNets Required)

House Party

Nothing's wrong with it at all, except the other day I went out there and put my foot on the gas, and the trunk opened! What the hell is that, Harold? You are triflin' as hell! I'm so tired of bringing my car up in here for you to fix, I am not bringin' it to you no more, do you understand? Not ever again. Every time I go out there in the morning, I try to start my car, do you know what happens? Do you know what happens, Harold? It don't start; I have to pray. You know God don't like me. You know He don't like me, all the hell I done did in my lifetime, you know He don't like me at all, Harold.

Madea's Big Happy Family

Lottery Ticket

The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't risk that on a broke-dick dog.

Predator

Rocky

You better grow you some nails, honey, because if he's a gynecologist, he's mine.

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Young Frankenstein

Wow, I didn't know we were such good friends, Ronna! Because if we were, you would know I give head before I give favors and I didn't even give my best friends head, so the chances of your getting a favor is pretty f*cking slim.

The Other Guys

All About the Benjamins

Shit! The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!

x-men

There's a lot of suspicion and hate. I can't believe we're fighting each other when we should be fighting them.

Platoon

Men at Work

You have to admit, Ann... I'm being very generous here. You can prove to your pussy husband how much you love him.

Funny Games

King Kong

I would like so much to reach out to you and touch you in your loneliness. What would it be like, I wonder? What would be wrong with that? I realize that you are not a person in the strictest sense of the word, but, um, maybe you're right about that too. Maybe what's wrong, it's not us, it's this... I mean, when they compare you to vermin, to rodents and to lice. I just, uh, you make a good point. You make a very good point. Is this the face of a rat? Are these the eyes of a rat?

Schindler's List

Let Me In

The Hangover

If I was to sink my teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to stop me before I blinded you? ...

Shutter Island

Searching for Bobby Fischer

You know, I read of a case once. I think it would be a wonderful idea! I can take him out in the car, and when we get to a very lonely spot, knock him on the head with a hammer, pour gasoline over him and over the car, and set the whole thing ablaze!

Strangers on a Train

Planes, Trains & Automobiles

I was tortured once... I didn't like it. You know what the really f*cked up part was? They tore out my left nut. That really turned me off to the whole thing.

Once upon a time in Mexico

54

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.

Wayne's World

So I Married an Axe Murderer

First you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner, then we give you oral pleasure.

Dude, Where's My Car? (No Skynet required)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I never would've taken you for a traitor.
Me? What about you? You sold this country out long before I ever did. Globalization and f*ckin' Wall Street! What's the cost to a presidency nowadays anyway, huh? $500 Million? I'm a f*ckin' rookie compared to you!

Olympus Has Fallen

Se7en

I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.

Jerry Maguire

The Last Samurai

You will. It's a liberal thing. One day you're saving the rainforest, the next, you're chuggin' cock. Am I wrong?

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead

New Jack City

How did you do this one, my man? It's doggy-style with a demon. You're one brave white man. Were you wearing a condom?

District 9

The A-Team

Just who the hell do you think you are? How dare you come sniffing in here like Napoleon ordering me about? You are a traitor! Does it occur to you? A wanted, spent, dishonest man, the lowest currency of the Cold War? We buy you - we sell you - we lose you - we even can shoot you! Not a bird would stir in the trees outside. Not even a single pheasant would turn his head to see what fell.

The Spy Who Came in from the Cold

Octopussy

Don't just ram it in there like that, this is not a hole in the wall pal, it's Rollergirl.

Boogie Nights (No Skynet Required)

Step Brothers

Whenever I see fat people, they're always eating. Don't give me any of this... 'slow metabolism, it's my glands' crap.

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Constantine

He's had a long standing sexual relationship with his co-editor of the magazine. Sometimes he performs cunnilingus. Not often enough. In my opinion

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Beverly Hills Cop

Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?

Heathers

Mallrats

It's such an interesting case study, like what in the end will yield people success? Eventually it's just kind of like, 'shit man, what if it doesn't happen?'

Dig!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?

This Is Spinal Tap

The Wolf of Wall Street

This bull dyke's got something against us.

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Ed Wood

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Watchmen

The Losers

Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake!

There Will Be Blood

Gangs of New York

How'd you do that? He just cut my hand off! What are you standing around for? Kiss him!

The Book of Eli

Dracula

You're scared? I'm about to marry a girl who's liable to have gorillas for bridesmaids.

Gorillas in the Mist

Aliens

I'm a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin' tootin' shootin', parachutin' demolition double cap crimpin' frogman.

Lone Survivor

Entourage

I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French!

Flushed Away

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Think about what they were like when they were in their late 20's. Two Catholics in a rented flat with a screaming baby who just got married because they wanted to have sex. They didn't even love each other. I was in the middle of that, alone! And then you came along, thank God! And you followed the path that I cut for us. Untouched. You just moved in my jet stream. And people laugh at me, Conor. The stoner, the college dropout. And they praise you, which is fine! But once, I was a f*cking jet engine!

Sing Street

Blitz

Close your eyes. We'll see the snake; see the serpent appear. His head is ten feet long and five feet wide. He has one red eye and one green eye. He's seven miles long. Deadly. I see all the history of the world on his scales, all people, all actions. We're all just little pictures on his scales. God, he's big, he's moving, devouring consciousness, digesting power. Monster of energy. It's a monster. We're going to kiss the snake on the tongue. Kiss the serpent. But if it senses fear, it'll eat us instantly. But if we kiss it without fear, it'll take us through the garden, through the gate, to the other side. Ride the snake... until the end of time.

The Doors

The Ghost and the Darkness

I picture you with somebody with a little more prestige. Somebody who plays for the Falcons or the Braves, or the even the Hawks. Not with the mascot.

Ride Along

Friday After Next


Ah, no I don't. I used to do a little tatting on the train

Poppy

The Players Club

I just wanna put her back inside me and start all over again.

Honeyglue

Secretary

F*cking bitch! I wanna know what the President did! I wanna know. I wanna know what we're doing... F*ck!

Aftermath

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

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