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Yo momma is so big, her toe-jam is other people.

I also meant to say, this is just for fun so, let's not make any personal attacks.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so big, she plays pool with the planets.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo momma so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.