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My it has been a long time since I have actually written anything in my journal! Well, I have a good reason to today, one being that I'm not drunk, and two I feel creative and have a horrible itch to write.



For starters, last night's Dinner Party was very good. We ate until we nearly died and drank ourselves to the Summerlands, but other than that, all was sane.



Along with my loopy adventures with the V.F.D., this week has been utter Hell! You see, this week we are having practice for band, marching band that is, and we must run around like loonatics getting into formations and repeating over and over constantly until we nearly collapse with weakness! And yesterday, we had to sit in the flaming sun for 2 fucking hours so we could have our fucking pictures taken! I hate taking pictures in the sunlight, especially if I cannot pose like the little bitch I am!



*pauses for a moment*



Ah please excuse me as I get some brandy.



*pauses for brandy*



Now where was I? Oh, yes the pictures. I HATE TAKING DAMN PICTURES IN A FULL UNIFORM IN THE DIRECT SUNLIGHT OF THE ALABAMA'S SUMMER HEAT FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS!!!!!



Now, if you shall be so kind, I must leave.



With All Due Respect,



-Lord P. D. Shadowloo