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I have a wooden plank that was branded with the longhorns. It looks really cool and i wanted it to hang over my bed. Im not very smart when it comes to nails and stuff like that so i went in the cabinet and grabbed a screw. I realized that i had a screw gun or whatever its called but i was scared to use it because i never used one before and i was at home by myself. So i grabbed a hammer and jammed it in the wall...A few days later my sister calls and when i tell her the story she wont stop laughing and decides to call everyone i know and tell them about the time i nailed a screw into the wall.