The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

By Stanley Collymore



It’s our money that quite voluntarily we entrust you with

to safely and prudently look after as well as sagaciously

invest on our personal behalf in the expectation that

you will judiciously do all these things, entirely

cognisant at the same time of both the natural

as well as the possible unforeseen variables

which can and do occasionally occur as

spoilers of these laudable enterprises

we willingly subscribe to, and

which individually as well

as jointly we hope to

benefit from.



However, despite all you sanctimonious rhetoric and

grandstanding and the holier than thou attitudes

you pompously strut around with pretending to

be entirely above reproach when evidently

you’re not, we who’re your clients are

none the less decidedly far from

impressed or convinced either by your verbose

and obfuscating remarks or your calculated

actions. So why don’t you clean up your

act, start behaving like normal human

beings and not the plundering pirates

you clearly are yet try so hard to

convince us that you aren’t?



Ethical conduct doesn’t come easy for those who’ve

never been exposed to it or have been taught that

it doesn’t matter I know, but all the same

without it we would all be condemned

to a cut-throat existence where the

baser instincts of mankind would

always prevail. But is that what you really

want if it also meant that you were then

to recurrently find yourselves equally

helpless as we are with you on the

receiving end of those much

stronger and nastier

than you are?



© Stanley V. Collymore

31 August 2013.

By Stanley Collymore



Morally as well as practically I categorically know the

difference between yes and no, and that obviously

goes for sex as well. My problem however,

in spite of the aforementioned and which

intriguingly I’m completely baffled as

to how to resolve it, is that any

discussion I embark on relating to

sex invariably triggers my dyslexia, and

primarily because of that instinctively

causes me to be completely at a

loss how best react in such

circumstances while at the

same time activating the

most intrinsic urges

and animalistic

instincts in

me.



© Stanley V. Collymore

9 January 2011.

By Stanley Collymore



Due to successful endeavours

and a phenomenal number

of requests for me to do so

I’ll be franchising my

body; so which part

of it are you most

interested in?



© Stanley V. Collymore

5 October 2002.

By Stanley Collymore



Is there such a thing as fate; or do we just subconsciously

or even consciously give unwarranted credence to

this strange phenomenon we label with that

name because inexplicably we haven’t

a logical explanation for what

has actually taken place?



Well whatever the truth of the matter is our quite

fortuitous meeting with each other although

clearly unplanned was uncannily, given

the circumstances of its occurrence,

much more I think than just

an extraordinary

coincidence.



And whether or not you’re firmly of the

view that fate is actually extant or else

like numerous other people who’re

agnostically unconvinced about

there being an orchestrated

divine hand behind it

simply because it

doesn’t really

exist, what’s crucially significant

I believe, in spite of all that, was

our unintentional encounter

and its inherently likely

consequences.



For surely those of themselves are ultimately

what genuinely matters, and what’s more

are principally the overriding key to

whatever relationship that

might subsequently

develop between

you and me.



© Stanley V. Collymore

19 August 2013.





Destiny, coincidence, a stroke of luck or whatever one might choose to call it the favourable prospects or otherwise of any new encounter in the end depends on how much sincerity, good faith and commitment those involved are mutually prepared to invest in it.



Inspired by and as a sincere tribute to the mystery acquaintance I recently met at Horsham Bus Station, West Sussex and who gets married today, Monday 19 August 2013. Have a wonderful married life!

By Stanley Collymore



I don’t want to alarm you but my personal feelings for you

have intensified dramatically over those past months that

I first met and have come to know you; and to be quite

honest with you it’s a fascinating development that

I’ve wholeheartedly welcomed. Too early you

could possibly and quite logically say in

response to this amorous declaration

I’m making for me to properly

assess my true emotions

towards you, bearing

in mind the short

time that we’ve

known each

other.



But while caution and circumspection are themselves

essential tools in helping to effectively gauge the

worthiness or even the sheer advisability of

embarking on a romantic liaison whatever its origins or the

circumspection of its time frame might be, the emergence and

reinforcement of true love thankfully does not come, nor

should that ever be the case, with a predetermined

analysis or prescripted guidelines on how one

should initially react or later behave

when lanced by the dart of love;

but rather instead welcome

with open arms this

pleasurable and

invariably

constructive

life-changing

intrusion into

one’s private life.



And that’s precisely what I’m hoping for in our case if you’ll

allow it. For I know with absolute certainty that I’ve

fallen deeply, excitingly and commitedly in love

with you and there’s nothing now or in the

foreseeable future that’s ever likely to

change how I feel about you, and

understandably want very much to encourage

you to do the same in respect of me, as

there’s no specific or optimum time

to ever fall in love; just the

recognition that one

is in love!



© Stanley V. Collymore

9 August 2013.

By Stanley Collymore



Lost hopes; lost dreams? But are they really only what you see

them as if you so easily give up at the first real challenge

they present and don’t fight tenaciously for what you

say and even claim you believe in? Life is beset

with problems and difficulties of all kinds

but rather than see these as

insurmountable obstacles that one must walk

away from without determining how or why they

arose in the first place, why not instead perceive them

as personal challenges to be robustly tackled and

vigorously employed in the most constructive

way that one can imagine or implement not

only for the overall benefit of one’s self

but also to positively serve as an

effective means of encouragement

for others who find themselves

in like circumstances?



© Stanley V. Collymore

8 August 2013.