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By Stanley Collymore



Do I love you? Of course I do as I always said I would,

unquestionably wanted to and solemnly promised to

you then, and as I still do, that I shall forever carry

on loving you. And do you want to know why?

Because I really and truthfully do love you!

And nothing that I know of or could ever

conceivably foresee will ever alter that

fact, which for me is a constant and

undeviating reminder of and also

a committed and my enduring

reality of how precisely it is

that I actually feel for you.

So bearing all that seriously and objectively in

mind I don’t see why I should permit myself

in any shape or sense to either logically or

as a perceived matter of fact willingly or

unthinkingly on this annually paraded

and vastly commercially conceived

postulation with its conspicuously

attendant commercially devised

bandwagon, whose financially

compensated beneficiaries

cynically and covetously

prey on these vulnerable

and credulous morons.



Themselves irrationally more preoccupied with the

ephemeral and populous notion of being in love

rather than uprightly, studiously and eruditely

concentrating on and cultivating, as a matter

of choice, their own productive conception

of love which, accordingly, could then be

generously expanded into formulating a

distinct and tailored form of love that

transparently meets and fulfils their

own identifiable, individual needs;

not the desires of the collective

masses as is so unashamedly

disseminated. And why it is my dearest Darling that

there’s an enormous world of difference between

what I unalterably feel for you and will forever

carry on doing so, and what these plethora of

toadying and credulous fools, manipulatively,

premeditatedly ensnared by the counterfeit

trappings of every foisted St. Valentine’s

Day thrust on them, and the financially

motivated superfluities churned out ad nauseum

by the carpetbaggers of that trade that overly

support these monetary intrigues, allowing

themselves to be influenced it’s right and

hence to routinely do. Quite improper I

would say for the likes of you and me

and why emphatically it’s a senseless

game I categorically wouldn’t even

contemplate being associated with

in any possible way far less so in

an entire month of Sundays opt

to play! For love I indomitably

feel should judiciously never

be a profit making activity;

and won’t ever be so for

those who actually like

me rightly believe in

taking it seriously!



© Stanley V. Collymore

28 January 2016.





Author’s Remarks:

As you celebrate either of your own free volition or at the dictates of those with a marked and graspingly manipulative agenda just remember that true love is and has never been a “commodity” that can be bought and sold but rather is a combination of personal and other meaningful factors that of their own accord as well as having purposely been encouraged by those concerned developed between two individuals that truly and lovingly cared for each other and to whom all else within that amorous and loyal equation is significantly secondary and even tertiary!



So bearing that in mind do enjoy your St. Valentine’s Day, which from my perspective should be personally celebrated everyday, and strange as it might seem often is by those who genuinely care for each other; and not simply consigned to just one day in the year that’s publicly designated by those whose only purpose is to make money out of it and your supposed affections for some other person.

By Stanley Collymore



Wasn’t asking overpaid, greedy and highly incompetent

that the vast majority of the House of Commons MPs

are, if they wanted a huge pay rise and then giving

them sole authorization to determine that specific

conclusion for themselves somewhat analogous

to nicely asking a serial and recidivist rapist

with clear psychopathic leanings attendant

with discernible sociopathic proclivities

in the bargain if he savours abducting,

degrading and routinely abusing girls

and women of all ages; and when unsurprisingly he

honestly answers yes to that question he’s amply

rewarded not just by him being given absolute

freedom to carry on as before with what he

likes doing but also risibly is guaranteed

the sole right to personally sanction the

escalation of his criminal behaviour

with obviously increased impunity

combined by a total indifference

to any concern about immunity

to act at all times as he jolly well pleases,

since he knows perfectly well that his

sexual inclinations will be tolerably

understood by the likeminded and

influential among the great and

the good; so no need to worry!

Snouts in the trough, greedy,

considerably self-serving,

British politicians to my

mind unquestionably

and readily fall into

the same dissolute

category of base

persons I find!



© Stanley V. Collymore

11 February 2016.





Author’s thoughts:

Why on earth would any self-respecting, self-serving, utterly self-centred, House of Commons career-oriented and snout in the trough MP sully his or her conscience – giving them the benefit of the doubt and liberally assuming that individually they do have one, which frankly this writer doesn’t for a solitary moment think is the case or that any of the aforementioned has or is predisposed either genetically or ethically, also providing that they actually know or are in the least concerned as to what that latter word means, to the acquisition by them and naturally in their opinion such a superfluous thing as a conscience, what on earth is that? – or unwarrantedly demean themselves publicly by character-wise ludicrously as they interpret it refusing on rather spurious, insubstantial and also thoroughly specious grounds and similarly unquestionably politically correct notions of supposed “moral principles” asininely turn down a handsome salary increase for themselves?



And furthermore to embark on such an unforgivable thing in deference to the quite spuriously peddled assertion that while they’re financially aggrandizing themselves in this open manner the ordinary plebeians throughout the country aren’t receiving any such increases in their wages. But hang on a second; all but the most dim-witted of these plebeians across the 650 parliamentary constituencies within the UK must know that comparable pay rises for some or all of them at present would be a complete travesty of justice or any semblance of fair play in the current circumstances. Why so?



Because the nation, our precious United Kingdom, can NOT afford and must not cave in, however onerous or persuasive the pressure might be on us MPs, unnecessarily to such overt blackmailing tactics that at the best of times wouldn’t be any credit to our country and much less so at a time of serious and mounting austerity!



However, as for us House of Commons MPs confidently agreeing to and accordingly as well accepting our, and I do believe deservedly so, pay rise that’s not only a clear sign of our thoughtful maturity but also of our collective responsibility as your concerned parliamentary representatives of ensuring that we continue to have the very best minds in parliament to resourcefully and successfully fight this accursed blight of austerity that affects the entire country, that’s you and us, but also in the process to be able to do so effectively, and in order to fully achieve that must be properly rewarded also for our commitment and efficacy. And surely you must admit that nothing in this world of any value ever comes cheaply!



So please spare us the criticisms and don’t devalue the sterling work we’re doing by fixatedly focusing on the money we earn as MPs or equating our salaries and actions to the grasping wishes or unjust demands of those among the public generally or even of our constituents specifically that are either painstakingly and maliciously choosing to deliberately misrepresent what we’re doing or else are persons who while happy to consistently and disingenuously criticise us, your MPs for our alleged avariciousness none the less carefully waste no time when it comes to themselves for perpetually it seems wanting something for nothing.



So at this time of the year symbolizing love, fellowship and peaceful accord please trust the motives and word of your “caring” MP. And as you celebrate St. Valentine’s Day forget about our unimportant salaries as MPs and DOLEFUL thoughts of austerity. Just a joke! All the very best then hopefully, and we say this most sincerely, from your democratically elected House of Commons MPs!



PS: As mitigating circumstances the writer of the above was inadvertently caught up in scientific gravitational waves while medicinally imbibing of a glass of Mount Gay Rum, Barbados’ finest and the world’s oldest and original rum. So the analysis of his comments, which is an indifference to him, is left entirely to your judgement!