By Stanley Collymore
You persistently gave much needed succour to my
forbearers in their hour of need; and throughout
the painfully long, trying and devastating
calamities they were routinely and
inhumanly subjected to you
were always there.
Just as you provided the inspiration for the
endeavours of my grandparents and
parents’ generations, as well as
my own, to combat and
rise above the feral
propensity of the albino Caucasian hordes
who intuitively, though ludicrously by
virtue of their barbarity, convinced
themselves then and even to this
day still believe against all
rational judgement that they
are racially superior in every
way to the Black sons and
daughters that you gave
rise to, nurtured and
consistently have
empowered to
forever stand
their ground
and never
ever run
away.
We’ve learnt those lessons well! Are hugely proud
of what you’ve already done and intentionally,
regardless of the circumstances, will carry
on doing, wherever we are, for all of
us; and as faithful sons and loyal
daughters all do joyfully and
indefatigably reassert our
enduring love, absolute
and unquestioning
loyalty and utter commitment to
you our truthfully blessed,
beloved and profoundly
inspiring homeland
that is Barbados!
© Stanley V. Collymore
18 November 2014.
A Progenitorial Tribute:
On the 30th November 2014 Barbados celebrates 48 years as a durably stable, democratic, immensely well-educated – the country has a truly impressive 100% adult literacy rate, which is recurrently confirmed by UNESCO and, as a result, proudly puts it among the top five nations globally in this educational stratosphere of the truly excellent.
Education in Barbados is statutorily but welcomingly by all Bajans compulsorily universal as well as absolutely and legally free – namely that it’s fully state funded at all levels from all pre-school stages, including kindergarten, to higher educational and postgraduate university studies by consensual parliamentary agreement as well as every Barbadian government that assumes power – regardless of its general and overall political ideology - to all those who are of Barbadian heritage and residing on the island, irrespective of where in the world they were born or actually grew up.
Significantly, too, with a phenomenal and comprehensively universal health care system that’s likewise funded by the state at the behest of the government in office and completely free to all those in need of its services at the point of entry and throughout their lifetime, Barbados is truly blessed with an enormously healthy population across the board of its inhabitants, and along with Cuba and Japan proudly boasts among its physically fit and mentally active populace the encouraging and noble distinction of having in its midst the greatest living and ongoing number of centenarians anywhere in the world. Crucially as well the average life expectancy relative to Barbadians of both genders is an impressive 77 years.
And quite interestingly for a country that’s only 21 miles long and 14 and a half miles wide and with a domestic population of 280,000 souls residing there, Barbados in terms of its national GDP measurement ranks among the top 50 wealthiest nations in the world.
Characteristically a nation of very prudent, economic-wise and exceptionally thrifty people who continue, as they’ve always historically done, to live well within their financial means, Barbados’ exalted and global economic status doesn’t in the least surprise any Bajan of either gender or, for that matter, the equally enlightened outsider who is fully cognisant of Barbados’ overall history.
For it was Barbados’ money derived from sugar, molasses and rum created by enslaved Black Barbadian labour and of which England – there was no United Kingdom then as the union with Scotland hadn’t even been conceived let alone brought to fruition – had an absolute global monopoly that made England the prominent country it became and put the Great in Britain. Since Barbados was its most valuable colony that funded the English Industrial Revolution as well as other significant financial, political and social developments in this previously off-shore European backwater called England.
A state of affairs that remarkably catapulted England, and subsequently what would become the United Kingdom, into the global superpower and empire that both jointly became, and remained so until their demise in the middle and latter halves of the 20th Century. A period of time, too, at the outset when Barbados wasn’t only England and the UK’s most prized asset but also their wealthiest colony!
And therefore against that enthralling and memorable backdrop, and additionally for all the many other wonderful things that you’ve done over the years and still carry on doing for your eternally grateful sons and daughters, this immensely proud and hugely thankful Bajan son of yours most wholeheartedly wish you the heartiest of congratulations on the attainment and commemoration of the 48th anniversary year of your independence concomitant with your richly deserved status as a sovereign state, attendant with all the conceivable best wishes, in every regard, for your future. Most steadfastly, perpetually and loyally yours Stanley V. Collymore.
By Stanley Collymore
I’m not racist; just happen to be someone who massively
considers it to be great fun to behave that way and,
accordingly, simply love to take the piss out of
other people that I arbitrarily can’t stand and
literally hate, largely for no other reasons
than that they’re ethnically different
from members of my family and
me; and, significantly, their
skin colour, as is visibly
shown, is obviously
not at all similar
to our own.
I’m not a racist – something I take great offence
to being called and therefore profoundly object
to my critics taking to labelling me as such
and denouncing me for it; and anyway
how could I possibly be remotely
racist when what I’m really
doing is just behaving
normally like many
others I know do, who
clearly think like and
passionately hold
the perceptibly
identical and
established
opinions
as me
Freely and candidly in the process, I must say,
firmly but unreservedly expressing our
truly God-given, justifiable and
unquestionable mantle of
absolute power, unmistakable
dominance and unique superiority freely
and enduringly granted to them and
me of course over all other races
that quite evidently are vastly
inferior to each and every
one of us, it’s pretty
clear, in every
possible
way!
And consequently, as such, are rightfully
entitled, either selectively, randomly
or even generally to be constantly
at liberty to unilaterally and
with no provocation of
any kind from anyone to freely behave
totally offensively to whomsoever
we please that patently doesn’t
look like any of us, or in any
way share our illustrious
and matchless white
Caucasian, racial identity.
So sensibly then, why
all the trepidation
and absolutely
pointless
fuss?
© Stanley V. Collymore
21 November 2014.
Remarks:
This poem is specifically written for and also dedicated to the following persons: 1) Zoe Williams, columnist with the Guardian newspaper; 2) Robin Tilbrook, founder of the English Democratic - formerly the National - Party; 3) Simon Johnson of the Jewish Leadership Council; 4) Dave Whelan, Chairman of Wigan Athletic FC; and 5) Malky Mackay, manager of Wigan Athletic FC and ex Cardiff manager.
Along with the plethora of other feral, sociopathic and utterly demented boneheads that blissfully but pathetically continue through a discernibly convoluted fusion of intentionally misleading, downright fraudulent, thoroughly imbecilic and self-centredly vainglorious actions and pronouncements of what’s essentially ignorance in its purest form, asininely essay to both transport and implant their twisted, ludicrously self-delusional and profoundly embedded absurd notions of what they’d have the rest of us unquestioningly believe constitute white racial superiority, attendant allegedly with all its myriad and intrinsically permanent and inescapable precepts, into both social and societally accepted norms of human conduct.
By Stanley Collymore
I know who and what I am and likewise what I’ve always
aspired to be, and although there have been occasions
in my life when unforeseen or even conspiratorial
circumstances have cruelly and unfairly
conspired against me to forestall
my deliberately planned and
profoundly cherished
endeavours and the accomplishments which I’d
anticipatorily sought to realize; I’ve always
in response to these unwarrantable actions
approached such challenges with an
open mind, and have never once
allowed them to cloud my
judgement or in any
way, come to that, interfere in, much less threaten
the manner in which I’ve personally sought to
live my life. And consequently I shall never
allow anyone or anything: corporations,
politicians, jobsworth employees –
private or state sector – the state’s
Orwellian apparatuses or
individuals, for that
matter, to ever
change that!
© Stanley V. Collymore
19 November 2014.
Remarks:
The contents of this poem constitute a solemn and irreversible pledge to myself!
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