The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

By Stanley Collymore



Ride the storm of mindless criticism Jeremy Corbyn and

let them say whatever they want, after all you are for

Freedom of Expression and active, grassroots and

participatory democracy; but, even so, stick to

your cherished principles, carry on loyally

upholding them as I’m most confident

that you will with the persevering

backing of many of us out here

who publicly declare that we aren’t going anywhere

and will unwaveringly support you all the way come

what may, and don’t wish to see you conciliatorily

submit, not even a tiny bit, to the prattling, self-

serving biases of your adversaries and truly

dim-witted detractors eagerly egged on as

they usually are by the egocentric spin

doctors and their media propagated spin, courtesy of

the one percenters who own and control them, and

basically are these purblind and covetously, venal

morons neo-liberal bankrollers and demanding,

murderously predisposed, lowlife and white

trash puppet masters. For those of us who

unwaveringly support you Jeremy are

firm believers not only of the values

of democracy but equally too the

even-handed and conscientious

manner in which you visualize

their ethical implementation

and consequently on our part

have neither the inclination

towards nor the time of

day for the pernicious

greed, the obsessive

warmongering or even worst

the criminally fixated and

controlled freakism of

distinctly debauched

white Caucasian

plutocratic neo-

liberalism!



© Stanley V. Collymore

30 September 2015.





Author’s Remarks:

First let me congratulate you Jeremy on your inspirational, inclusive and far-sighted speech as Labour leader at the party conference yesterday 29 September 2015; it was what those of us that are long-serving and supportive members of the Labour Party who have long known what you’re capable of and accordingly support you as do the plethora of new members and supporters to the Labour Party that have similarly recognized and appreciate what you stand for expected and uncompromisingly, honestly and straightforwardly had delivered to us all.



Well done! As expected the puerile British press unable to genuinely find fault with what you said had to look for other ways to please their neo-liberal paymasters and puppet controllers, to paint you Jeremy in an unflattering light; but it didn’t work for sensible and intelligent persons, and there are still some in the UK, can readily determine for themselves what has the ring of truth about it and what quite frankly is a load of codswallop. And I was quite amused to see Sky’s “token Asian” masquerading as a “political correspondent” and with as much false conviction not only then but ever since he’s been affirmative action given that job and I must point out the manifest equivalent of the House Nigger in the Black community, Faisal whatever his bloody surname is, in typical sahib genuflection as is expected of him asininely stating that you Jeremy Corbyn may have had a rapturous reception and standing ovation in the conference hall but what went on inside there wasn’t in his words “the real world.”



Now I know you’ve pledged to be polite and also not be abusive to people like Faisal who are perfectly entitled to their opinions, which I support even though I don’t agree with them. But when such deliberately pernicious points of view, so-called “opinions” in other words that have no resemblance whatever to the truth, are then intentionally and maliciously propagated as what they patently aren’t and with nothing to support this contrary point of view then to me that’s not freedom of expression but downright and wilful lying, which accords me the right to counter it in the manner I think is most appropriate, and for me that mean fighting fire with fire. And Faisal not only sounds and acts like a purblind cunt in all matters but physically, alas for him who derisorily mocks your attire Jeremy that you can change if you so choose, this prat and in the most charitable manner I can possibly express was cruelly short changed by nature and physically does actually look in my summation of things like an actual cunt. Can’t help it I guess. But there’s an old saying: people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. But enough of sahib chest beating Faisal!



The next bone I wish to pick is with Hilary Benn. This bloody nonentity who got elected as an MP and remains one only because of his dad: a truly remarkable and principled man, and may he rest in eternal peace, is a neo-liberal in sheep’s clothing. I’ve never liked him and that hasn’t changed or is ever likely to; and while I commend your superhuman capabilities Jeremy this utterly useless prat and from my perspective a Trojan Horse of the worst kind would never have been, if I were in your shoes Jeremy, be anywhere near a cabinet of any kind – unless it was a steel framed one he was locked in and intentionally left there to suffocate and die –I was in charge of. But you’re the boss Jeremy and want a broad church within the party that I understand. But why I particularly take exception to Hilary Benn is his stance on Syria and obsession by him to bomb that country knowing full well that the purpose of such bombing isn’t to dislodge or even eradicate ISIS: who are the agents and foot solders of the US, Britain and their official terrorist counterparts NATO, but to carry out illegal regime change in Syria as was done by Britain in Iraq and Libya and where in Syria the so-called civil war was premeditatedly instigated by Britain, the US and the other lowlife, white trash, imperialist purported leaders of the west.



We even had David Cameron saying in New York at the General Assembly gathering there and repeating his dishonest mantra that it’s all President Assad’s fault as he’s in bed with ISIS and the Syrian government is even buying oil from ISIS; out of oil fields mark you that are owned by Syria and legitimately within its sovereign territory and it’s this arrangement that’s significantly propping up ISIS financially! Well, I’ll go to the foot of our stairs, for only a privileged parasitical, proceeds of Caribbean Slavery, Bullingdon Club necrophiliac could come up with something so brain-damagingly crass Where have we heard utter lying crap like this before? Oh yes, Iraq! Where Saddam Hussein was supposedly in bed with al-Qaeda and was responsible for 9/11, which everyone with a functioning brain knows he wasn’t as Saddam Hussein had a pathological hatred of al-Qaeda that in case you dimwits out there don’t know was created by the US and UK as was ISIS, and this hatred was reciprocal by al-Qaeda towards Saddam Hussein.



And the same hatred exists between President Assad and ISIS. And which has as much credibility about it what David Cameron is now saying as some racist claiming that the US Civil Rights Movement cooperated with the Ku Klux Klan and still does to carry out lynchings of Blacks in the USA. But David Cameron, his Nazi Tories, Lib-Dem and Labtory counterparts know they can spout these outrageous and blatant lies because the complicit British media and their western allies will carry these lying stories as though they were the truth and we’ve more than enough lowlife, white trash, bigoted, imperialist, cap-dossing scum in the UK to slavishly do what’s manipulatively demanded of them by the media and believe this load of crap.



Finally we have the union bosses: what a bunch of purblind twats; neo-liberal in nature and social climbing to the umpteenth degree. More concerned about their knighthoods and other non-existent Empire baubles than the real interests of their membership and so happily and covertly throw in their lot with the Tories who genuinely can’t stand them. Just like they did against Blacks in the wake of Enoch Powell’s River of Blood speech, openly marching in support of him even though Enoch detested these lowlife assholes and was the person who went to the Caribbean and begged these West Indians to come to Britain and help rebuild post-war Britain, then when the UK was on its feet again they became the typical scapegoats along with union support to kick the asses of.



Never mind the massive contribution West Indian had made in the defence of Britain during World War II and World War I for instance. Coming up to the 75 Anniversary of the Battle of Britain but will we see any Blacks portrayed in this propagandized commemoration? Of course; not as whites across the UK patriotically know it was Douglas Bader and other fucking whites like him who defeated the Luftwaffe and we Niggers never played any part. Fucking well dream on! And sometimes, even though I subsequently joined the RAF, I do wish these Blacks had stayed at home and let Britain stew in its imperialist shit, since all you idiotic and brain-dead fuckers would be speaking German now; with the major difference between you and me that I happily and voluntarily do so.



Yet we have these union bosses, and right pillocks they are too, wanting to retain Trident, like an idiot entering the room and threatening all those there with a hand grenade oblivious to the fact that if he or she pulls the pin everyone in that room including the assassin will be killed; and claiming, these morons who run the trade unions in the UK, that it’s to protect the jobs of their members. Like hell it is! On the risible premise if it weren’t so bloody serious a matter, that the more bombs Britain unleashes on the Global South the more work there will be for British works as those munitions used up have to be replaced, thus providing additional work for those whose jobs are to create these things. But what happens if some country with the capacity and crass stupidity to do the same to Britain adopted that same attitude to our country? Maggie Thatcher quite contemptuously decimated the trade union movement in Britain and was able to do so because she knew how absolutely fucking stupid, avariciously venal and class conscious their purblind leaders, with the remarkable exception of Arthur Scargill, were then and still are to this day. Absolute scum in a single word and with not a solitary principle either collectively or individually among them.



And to return to the notion advocated by these prats, and likeminded scumbags like Hilary Benn, that ISIS doesn’t respect the border between Syria and Iraq so it’s okay minus any consultation with the legitimate government of Syria to farcically “bomb” ISIS in Syria because that’s where ISIS also operates from; let me put this question to all you boneheads out there: what if the Soviet Union that was or Russia now decided to assist the IRA or Provincial IRA in the same way, or it was discovered that ISIS or some other terrorist group sponsored by foreign regimes as the UK does relative to ISIS in Syria and Iraq had contingents of sophisticatedly armed and similarly sadistic terrorist insurgents in Bradford or Leicester for example – my choice of UK locations is deliberate so work it out for yourselves - would you be happy too for the RAF to likewise bomb the shits out of these English towns? I think even the most dim-witted of cunts among you out there know the answer to that one! Which simply goes to show Hilary Benn, these class indoctrinated, pathetically social climbing nerds for union bosses and all these other neo-liberal Zionist mother-fuckers for what they really are – bloody stinking hypocrites and the worst sewer rat, purveyors of rampant double standards!



Sorry Jeremy, I know you’re a saint and while my commitment to you is as strong as it always has been and that won’t ever change, I didn’t promise to be nice to these neo-liberals and perniciously evil jerks and I shan’t be. For my philosophy in cases like these is to fight fire with fire!

By Stanley Collymore



I’m me! And to be absolutely honest with you I’m quite

happy and most contended to be precisely who I am;

someone who speaks his mind and frankly doesn’t

really give a damn who shies away from me or

gets sorely offended by what I either say or do,

preferring instead that unembarrassingly for

them and similarly conscience free I’d

naturally choose to dim-wittedly submit myself,

as they routinely and quite cowardly do, to the

sinister and arbitrarily debilitating vagaries

of purposely contrived, orchestrated and

disingenuous, political spin! Well let

me publicly and indisputably make

it absolutely and unambiguously

clear to all of you, that isn’t

going to happen! Not now;

this year; any time in the

foreseeable future; or

were I to live for a

billion years, that

pragmatically

I shan’t do,

not ever!



© Stanley V. Collymore

29 September 2015.





Author’s remarks:

From the age of five I learnt the invaluable lesson initially taught me by my maternal Grandmother and subsequently reinforced by others who’ve voluntarily played a huge and constructive role in various aspects of my life but crucially too those moral, educational and political ones, and whose doctrine unashamedly and categorically stipulated that unless I was prepared to altruistically work for and die if needs be for something or someone that I believed in and unquestionably knew to be right, then the life I lived wasn’t worth it and frankly was quite meaningless.



It’s a lesson I’ve never forgotten, nor will I; and a commitment I will unfailingly and unapologetically carry through and do so with my life if I have to.



Dedicated to Jeremy Corbyn on your big day!

By Stanley Collymore



The knives are clearly out and dastardly assassination

plots are being hatched by bogus “patriotic” British

Army generals; in their jobs simply by virtue of

rampant nepotism, privileged and parasitical

plutocracy, and unsurprisingly through the

courtesy and disposed facilitation of the

Secret Services, the UK police and,

of course, with the concealed

but plainly official support

and readily available

permission of

the MoD.



Perversely so by “courageous” generals and others

either painstakingly managing to conceal form

everyone but those in the know, their own

kind and hapless victims their loathsome

activities of paedophilia, necrophilia

and recurrent sexual abuse, or else

shielding from general view

their ghastly henpecked

cowardice starkly

formulated by the imperious and dominatrix

hands of allegedly refined but dishonestly

cuckolding spouses or partners getting

them to fawningly father kids they

didn’t or just couldn’t possibly

because of their unfamiliar

history of azoospermia –

ironically military men

firing blanks in other

words – that even

in the obvious

absence of

DNA have

conferred

issue

to!



Yet incredibly and by Jove there’s no holding

back either these nauseatingly perverted or

woefully cuckolded “military geniuses”

or their likeminded morons infecting

the MoD and the Security Services

for whom there’s nothing more

likely in such circumstances

to passionately stimulate

their specious machismo, somewhat suddenly and

aggressively assured, as are their non-existent

masculinity and “patriotic” resolution, than the

patently sick, delusional and fantasy dangers

they class-driven and rather dim-wittedly

perceive as arising from genuinely

patriotic, authentically conscionable,

honest and downright straightforward

and obviously egalitarian-minded

human beings, political leaders

and social inspirants – few

and conspicuously far

between – than the

likes opportunely

of, the one and

only, Jeremy

Bernard

Corbyn!



© Stanley V. Collymore

28 September 2015.





Author’s Remarks:

The Right Excellent Errol Walton “Dipper” who I’ve known all of my life and have always had the highest regard that any one human being could have for another served with the Royal Air Force – it was he who later inspired and personally encouraged me to do the same – during World War II. He enlisted on the 31 December 1940 and flew some 45 operational bombing missions over the European theatre. By 1945 he had risen to the rank of Flying Officer and was appointed as personal navigator to the Commander in Chief of the British Zone of occupied Germany, Sir Sholto Douglas.



After the war Errol Barrow studied law at the Inns of Court and economics at the London School of Economics concurrently taking degrees in 1949 and 1950. He also became the Chairman of the Colonial Students several of whom went on to become political leaders of their own countries as Errol Barrow did. On his return to Barbados Errol Barrow joined the Barbados Labour Party but disillusioned with the slow pace of change it was making in the face of opposition from the white run and led Conservative Party Errol Barrow left the Barbados Labour Party and formed his own, the Democratic Labour Party. As its leader and Prime Minister of Barbados he made massive changes in all aspects of life in Barbados and it was he that took Barbados to independence in 1966.



In the wake of the upcoming celebrations around the RAF and the total ignorance of white Britons and the fraudulent deception by the British media of the significant role that Black Barbadians and other West Indians played not only in the RAF but in all the branches of the British Armed Forces – and that while it was a white man’s war, World War II and was World War I before it, and what war wasn’t, these people who came from territories that were then under the jackboot of British imperialism and colonialism nevertheless altruistically and courageously fought, risked their lives and even died saving the ass of Britain. Not that you would ever know that as every World War I or World War II film I’ve ever seen whether about the RAF or the British Armed Forces generally has white men and women exclusively defeating the enemies of Britain. Never a Nigger in sight!



I learn a lot from Errol Barrow who was a close friend of my Dad who was also a volunteer and served courageously during the war. And every other West Indian I’ve ever spoken to and asked why they risked their lives for a country that had enslaved them, subjected them to colonialism and all the other evils they had forced upon them said this; they were fighting for Democracy and the freedom for people generally and not just themselves to live their own lives in peace and prosperity. Those were the key reasons why I would later voluntarily join the RAF.



It’s also why I’m inspired in 2015 by Jeremy Corbyn who shares the same value systems as I do; and as long as I draw breath in my body those are the values I shall always support and die for if needs be. And why I’m wholeheartedly committed to the aims and aspirations of Jeremy Corbyn. And if some mother-fuckers in the MoD, the Secret Services, Police, the media or among the plethora of dim-witted white trash assholes across the length and breadth of Britain think that I’d ever idly stand by and watch privileged, parasitical, perverted and cap-doffing class-indoctrinated nerds undermine, and get away with it, what Errol Barrow my Dad and others like them fought for, then you’ve certainly no comprehension of who or what I am!But cross me and you’ll soon bloody well find out! It’s not a threat just a categorical promise!

By Stanley Collymore



I am an animal lover although not for the reasons you

would obviously have imagined, since in this PR

obsessed world, and I should know because it’s

the only previous job that I’ve ever held down

prior to my existing one, and consequently

necessary in those given circumstances

to deceptively put up a solid front for

politically self-serving purposes

and realpolitik reasons to dishonestly and

publicly give the deceitful impression

to everyone that I’m something and

someone I most evidently am not

and moreover seriously don’t

ever want to be. So naturally I

joined the throng of those who are quite seasoned

in these sorts of things and dishonestly let it be

known that I’m rather comfortably at home

where animals are concerned. That said, I

have a demonic secret I’ve only shared

with a few elite and privileged ones

like me. Namely, that what animals

I fervently relish, I do prefer that

that they’re all dead, not to eat

them mind, as that would be

most unkind; but primarily

you see it’s all to do with

my distinctly obsessive

and necrophilia relish

of joyfully fucking

them ecstatically!



© Stanley V. Collymore

26 September 2015.





Author’s Remarks:

“Now why didn’t Jeremy Corbyn get up to something like this?” I say mischievously. Answer: Because it’s not the kind of behaviour that principled, honest and profoundly moral people of either gender ever contemplate on doing far less so actually embark on because to be quite blunt with you it’s quite perverted and absolutely sick! Nevertheless, the hatchet men and women that were quite frenziedly and demonically having a go at ethical, in every sense, Jeremy Corbyn were quick to come up with their puerile, lame, hypocritical and double-standards excuses that it was simply high jinks on the participant(s) part, happened 30 years ago, and furthermore it’s what the privileged and born to rule naturally do and should be seen in that particular light.



However when their selective victim Jeremy Corbyn, as a legally separated man, had an alleged personal relationship with Diane Abbott – 40 YEARS AGO - who wasn’t, not even remotely so, responsible for the break up of his marriage THAT however in marked contrast and in the sick minds of the same redneck and white trash scum in the UK media and their likeminded and quite discernibly intellectually challenged counterparts in the wider British public was worthwhile news and a viable stick to beat Jeremy Corbyn with as these pitifully and pathetic scumbags had no problem jumping on a manufactured and vilification bandwagon aimed at Jeremy, who true to form: this man that I do and have always enormously admired and deeply respect with the same committed passion that I’ve similarly had and still do for the likes of Mohammed Ali, Rosa Parks, Steve Biko, Joe Slovo, Dr. Martin Luther King, J.F Kennedy and his brother Bobby; Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Hugo Chavez, Patrice Lumumba, Shirley Chisholm, Olaf Palme, Clement Attlee, Malcolm X, Ruth First, Arthur Scargill, Oliver Tambo, Winnie Mandela, Nelson Mandela, Dr Cheddi Jagan, Eric Williams (late Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago), Evo Morales, Sir John Gay Alleyne and every other Barbadian there was or currently is, including our National Heroes; most specifically so the intensely loved, deeply revered and forever remembered Errol “Dipper” Barrow (several times Prime Minister of Barbados and the Father of Barbados’ Independence), took in his stride and studiously with a marked and instinctive degree of class which comes with true breeding and that these privileged perverts, instinctive paedophile protectors and their patently self-individualism and thoroughly obsessive social climbing moronic asshole followers, that for all their professed airs and graces, couldn’t match in a billion light years.



So good on you Jeremy! Keep up the good work and be optimistically reinforced with the profound knowledge that for those of us out here that genuinely know what you’re all about and love you, already have you up there among some of the world’s authentic Greats who were themselves vilified by equivalent venal reactionaries to any form of egalitarian change in their own communities and countries and also managed to get the conspicuously dim-witted, for whom they’ve never and still don’t give a toss about, but all the same quite cynically have no compunction whatsoever in utilizing them as the Useful Idiots that they most evidently are!

By Stanley Collymore



Let’s all strive to be a profoundly proud and worthy nation

where every citizen and resident of our country can and

will be an active participant and committed aspirant

to the highly principled notions of Democracy and

emboldened Meritocracy; and where the devious

and stultifying ingredients of embedded class

privileges, xenophobia, racism, naked external

aggression and imperialism are willingly and

resourcefully jettisoned permanently into

the past, honourably enabling us at last

to firmly eschew the sinister evils of

classism attendant with its perniciously

inbred and cancerous concept, let’s not forget,

of the Divine Right over others to automatic

birth entitlement, unwarranted privileges,

and hereditary supremacy; and thus

the ongoing and perfidious premise of

our mutually conjectured undisputed,

unchallengeable, moral and racial

superiority. Forwards then my

cherished homeland Britain

that while diligently caring for

your own, does none the less

astutely and conscionably

concede that this world

we’re most content to

live in isn’t simply

a question of choice

only for us Britons

or other white

Caucasians

alone!



© Stanley V. Collymore

24 September 2015.





Author’s Remarks:

With Jeremy Corbyn remorselessly, ludicrously and quite asininely castigated by those self-righteously brandishing their phony patriotic credentials for not singing a supposed national anthem that many of us out here, including myself, don’t and haven’t done so in the past – I can distinctly remember the days when one went to the cinema and at the end of the film the national anthem was a compulsory item, and knowing this to be the case there was a massive bolt for the exit doors before it came on as no one wanted to be trapped in that cinema singing a dirge they didn’t really empathize with or cared to sing, and don’t pretend now that you never did it; and it most definitely had nothing whatsoever to do with a lack of genuine patriotism for one’s country or any antipathy towards it, simply that the anthem then and now has never inspired me or others to want to sing it voluntarily.



And interestingly in all this kafuffle relative to Jeremy Corbyn not singing it how many of Jeremy’s critics: genuine or those dimwittedly and manipulatively orchestrated by the media and other silly prats into jumping onto what’s a contrived bandwagon against this most principled and genuinely patriotic Brit, have even noticed that the Queen doesn’t sing the national anthem either? Poor dear at 89 she must be quite sick and tired of it too as it’s all about her and she’s never struck me as being narcissistic in anyway. I leave you to work out for yourselves why not. Yet in marked contrast every other Head of State in every other country on earth, other than the United Kingdom, sings their national anthem because it’s NOT about them but crucial their country.



Anyway, enough of the British National Anthem. However, it did set me going and accordingly I’ve written what I’ve called: “An Alternative Anthem for Britain”, which could additionally be used in a more just, equitable, democratic and meritocratic Britain – the kind Jeremy Corbyn altruistically and conscionably stands for but you won’t get from the neoliberal Tory, Lib-Dems or the Labtories Nazi-Zionists that infect our hypothetically green and pleasant land. Since apparently as it appears when they’re not imbibing of massively and in a debauched manner illegal drugs; fornicating necrophilia forbidden with dead animals – curious really to me I must admit as they’re religiously proscribed from eating said animals but apparently it’s quite OK to fuck them – or protecting their paedophile pals of both sexes, they obsessively in public school mode set about flagellating the rest of us with austerity measures while given massive tax credits to their corporate paymasters and string pullers.



So taking a leaf out of the book of countries like Barbados, Germany and the United States, for example, perhaps this new anthem of mine could be used as an inspirational pledge to all Britons and residents of our country and most particularly so in our schools, giving our current kids and future generations a pride in their national identity and a marked recognition that other people other than those who look like them also have an inalienable right to be here on this planet we call earth and what’s more benefit as well through their own God-given talents and aspirational goals, and not unwarrantedly through privilege and hereditary birth exclusively, to a decent life attendant as a consequence of the fulfilment of their industriously applied abilities. And that’s how it should be!



Finally, if there are any of you out there whether you agree with my views or not but have a musical disposition: professional or amateur, and would like to use the lyrics employed in this poem to set them to inspirational music that could enthuse the majority even if not all of our citizenry, you have my permission to do so and let me know. Who knows, we might even become the equivalent of Gilbert and Sullivan (Smile).



DEDICATED TO JEREMY CORBYN!

By Stanley Collymore



In all probability it wasn’t us Brits that created

and first implemented the distinctly well

known phenomenon of Divide and

Rule – although unquestionably we’ve

been its principal beneficiaries – that unwarrantedly

and unjustly criticizingly, from our imperialist

perspective, has been unfairly characterized

as infamous by some while in marked

contrast, and most rejuvenative in

its organizational process, is unequivocally and

beneficially embraced by the overwhelming

majority of white Caucasians, foremost

among whom are us, the white and

genuinely indigenous Britons,

as the determining factor

in our accomplished

and extensive

success.



Then there are others globally, of course; significantly

so our valuable Useful Idiots who thankfully think

like us, happily do our bidding and willingly

service our every demand of them as they

acknowledge and readily accept how

vitally important it is for us: first

in terms of the ongoing development

of Britain itself as a major western nation

and thereafter as a crucial conduit for us, the

means of divide and rule, in determinedly

upholding the proud, unconquerable

and truly unsurpassed spirit that

indomitably masterminded

from our British island

home what by far has

been the greatest

empire, which

the world has

truthfully

known.



And most characteristically and vitally so for our resurgent

and ongoing global power in the 21st Century has clearly

enabled our unsurpassable spy agencies that skilfully

unmasked, with the covert help of the barbaric and

profoundly autocratic Bantu Saudis and the Nazi

Zionist, yiddish apartheid Israelis, the non-

existent weapons of Mass Destruction

that treacherous dictator Saddam

Hussein: a former but turned

renegade friend of ours, had purposely intended to

unleash within 45 minutes his perniciously

deadly arsenal of WMDs on all of us, a

dastardly plot we cleverly thwarted;

and now he’s dead! But there are

still other threats and troubling

challenges out there that we

must uncompromisingly frustrate and conquer

and why it is that the UK urgently needs to

have in place a Snooper’s Charter! Who

says this? Andrew Parker, whose MI5

and sister agency MI6 gave us, re

the illegal Iraq War, that now

infamous, outright lying

and the 2003 casus

belli dodgy

dossier.



© Stanley V. Collymore

21 September 2015.





Author’s Remarks:

In February 2003 Tony Blair and his Director of Communications and Strategy Alastair Campbell with a massive and fabricated input from the British Security Services courtesy of the Bantu Saudis and the Israelis and all of them with their specific vested interests to get rid of Saddam Hussein the then President of Iraq and conjoined with the firm commitment that Tony Blair had previously given to George W. Bush on a visit to the United States to affect illegal regime change in Iraq and given the dubious “legal” go-ahead by Charles Faulkner then the British Attorney general but crucially as well Tony Blair’s close friend and former flatmate.



The same Charles Faulkner who is now quite incredibly as it does seem one of a number of Trojan horses in new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn’s Shadow Cabinet and holding the shadow Attorney General portfolio, between all these aforementioned warmongering players the consensus was arrived at whereby the British public and the rest of the world would be told the monumental and concocted lie, which Tony Blair delivered in the House of Commons, that Saddam Hussein had in his possession weapons of mass destruction that could be deployed against Britain in less than 45 minutes.



All the British media willingly touted the same lie, fully knowing it to be a lie: MPs jingoistically voted for the counter war measures that Tony Blair was dishonestly peddling against Iraq that in reality posed no threat whatsoever to the UK, and despite massive demonstrations in London protesting against all military intervention by Britain in relation to Iraq, Tony Blair none the less as he’d promised George W. Bush he would do took Britain into an illegal, and catastrophically for that Middle Eastern country, war with Iraq.



Triggering in the process both an invasion and occupation that began in 2003 and lasted till 2009: two years longer than World War I lasted and went on for the same duration of time as World War II did. However, during all that time no WMDs were ever found in Iraq, because there were never any there to begin with as Tony Blair, his British conspirators and of course George W. Bush all knew from the outset of this stage-managed charade, as it was they who’d fabricated the entire lie.



Moreover, the fallback pretext when these lies couldn’t produce any WMDs that these western liars had openly declared to the world that Saddam Hussein had aplenty they then switched to another lie that Saddam had harboured al-Qaeda in Iraq, the terrorist group that was deemed responsible for 9/11; but this too fell awry and was shown to be similarly a blatant lie. Not least so because it was well known internationally that there was no love lost between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaeda. For the simple reason that Saddam Hussein ran a secular government and state in Iraq and had no time for or any truck with the likes of al-Qaeda that was a rightwing, ultra Wahabi, Bantu Saudi indoctrinated and supported western terrorist organization, as it still is in 2015.



So there was distinctly no al-Qaeda in Iraq when Saddam Hussein was in charge of his country. However, the gratuitous dismantlement and crucially too the disbanding of Iraq’s armed forces quickly pave the way by the west for the emergence, for the first time ever, of al-Qaeda in Iraq and subsequently the genesis of ISIS, also created by the west and NATO. Another western lie and fraudulent pretext for the US and Britain being “legitimately” in Iraq definitively debunked. Importantly too 9/11 was an insider US-Zionist apartheid Israeli false flag operation with the Useful Idiots al-Qaeda quite happy for propaganda and recruitment purposes to take the kudos for something they didn’t do.



Fast forward to 2011 and David Cameron’s abuse of a UN no fly zone over Libya to affect an illegal regime change there with the assistance of NATO partners and leading to the overthrow of Colonel Gaddafi, his barbaric assassination and the savage transformation of Africa’s richest country, Libya into a markedly chaotic and also a discernibly failed state and a welcoming haven for the terrorist insurgents that David Cameron and his NATO pals and EU members had infiltrated into Libya to do their dirty work on ground for them.



Previous to Libya Britain had done the same things in Afghanistan and prior to 2011 David Cameron had personally ordered covert operations with the SAS and British security forces, and still ongoing in 2015, inside Syria with the specific purpose of fomenting chaos in the country, triggering a fabricated “civil war” with the assistance of British trained, armed, funded and logistically supported foreign jihadists Britain had transported to Turkey and Jordan for these ends and with the ultimate objective of killing President Bashar al-Assad of Syria on the behalf of Zionist apartheid Israel, for whom David Cameron is a dedicated Israeli agent and UK fifth columnist in collaboration with his likeminded Labtory and Lib-Dem allies.



Now with large sections of these British traitors pernicious plans having spectacularly backfired on them and triggering in the process a massive and wholly unexpected for them refugee problem for Europe, David Cameron, his Nazi Tories and the disgruntled Labtories in the Labour Party having been swept aside by the huge avalanche of Jeremy Corbyn’s landslide win in the Labour leadership campaign together with the rump Lib-Dems trying to curry favour having been kicked out of government after the last general election on the 7 May 2015 are collectively nastily gearing up to assist the 24% Tory regime, the complete opposite of everything Jeremy Corbyn stands firmly for, in giving the man they all genuinely fearful of a proper vindictive kick as they see it.



And how do they plan to do this? Knowing Jeremy Corbyn’s principled stance against waging yet another western imperialist war against a Global South Country David Cameron and these treacherous conspirators of his are preparing plans and using the media to propagandize their objective favourably to a basically stupid British public with short memories that the only way to stem the flood of refugees to Europe and save Britain from being swamped by them is to bomb Syria, which will also deter these “migrants – never refugees as David Cameron and his ilk have resolutely refused to accept the glaringly obvious fact that it’s they who’ve created the situation in the first place with their illegal wars in these peoples’ countries – from risking their lives on the perilous journey they’re now making; as if they care!



All ostensibly done on humanitarian grounds of course when the real purpose is to bring about what they’ve always wanted to do from the very outset: bring about further regime change in a Middle East country, this time Syria, while massacring a number of innocent civilians and refugees and then blaming their slaughter on President Assad, so that when he’s eventually assassinated or even convicted if captured and tried in some show trial or other and with the inevitability of the death penalty handed down to him, the western mainstream media and these murderous politicians can all chorus together as they did with Saddam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi that this time too President Assad got his just desserts.



Meanwhile to keep the dimwits in Britain under their control the Tories, Labtories, Lib-Dems and the security forces can more easily in these given circumstances re-energize the UK’s Snoopers’ Charter, tell a largely manipulated and stupid public that it’s necessary to protect Britain from terrorist attacks, several of which have already been foiled they’ll be told, but that more still needs to be done and that’s where the Snoopers’ Charter will come into its own. Job done and a public bowled over with yet more spin. More lies again! But since when have these lying bastards ever told the truth or know how to?

By Stanley Collymore



Do I feel any sympathy for or charity towards the Labtory

infiltrators, venal charlatans, odious carpetbaggers and

the pernicious destroyers of democracy within the

Labour Party who, conspicuously concomitant

with the multiplicity of their other combined

and characteristically egregious activities

of self-serving individualism and skulduggery industriously

inserted into every single activity they were engaged in

and with no thought or the slightest consideration for

anyone other than themselves and their inane camp

followers, sought to and did manage to injuriously

insert their intimidating brand of bogus change:

“reformation” they dishonestly passed it off

as, of what they then characterized as the

official version, must be accepted and

unchallenged orthodoxy, then put in

place of the generally known and

universally accepted precepts

of what the philosophy of

authentic democracy

should really be?



Of course I don’t! Nor would I, even in the

remotest sense, consciously allow myself

to be shamefully prevailed upon to do

so! For I am a Democrat and always

will be so at heart, and someone

that can’t be bought and sold

like these charlatans permit themselves to be;

and therefore in the most principled terms

will constantly and happily remain the

person I am, and have always been

rather proud to be: true to myself

at every turn and the energetic

believer in accomplishing

to the best of my ability,

and in every possible

way I can, to fully

and unpretentiously

meet my personal

obligations to

as many of my

fellow human

beings as

I can!



© Stanley V. Collymore

12 September 2015.





Author’s Unapologetic Remarks:

The Labour Party leadership campaign is over and having industriously worked on Jeremy Corbyn’s campaign from the very outset I’m quite delighted that he has won; and, if honestly allowed to get on with the work that he’s capable of implementing, can and will change this sick society we call Britain for the better. I know it’ll be a difficult task and made all the more so by Jeremy’s many detractors, all of them with their own self-interests and not a single care for the majority of the British public whom they cynically and manipulatively use and quite dishonestly pretend in cases like these, when their propaganda rhetoric has worn thin, that they really care for; when in point of fact they simply don’t!



And in all this hullabaloo of theirs it never fails to amaze me the profound depths of sewer wading that these odious specimens of humanity wilfully sink to, so as to give the ludicrous pretence they’re “genuinely” behind and very much in favour of doing what’s best for Britain. Oh really? Like Jimmy Savile and the rest of his ilk, past and present, were or are for children’s welfare I suspect!



So today on Page 6 of the Metro – the self-congratulatory freebie rag that is such because if it were for sale nobody in their right mind would actually buy it – under the heading: “A dozen go as leader assembles his new team,” unmistakably a cheap, castigatory and sour grapes dig at Jeremy Corbyn, this London based, foreign oligarch owned rag, printed the photographs in very prominent, vertical serial ranks of these deserting an alleged Labour Party sinking ship, Labtory supposed “heavyweights”, and I’ll name every one of the here: Chuka Umunna, Yvette Cooper, Chris Leslie, Tristram Hunt, Rachel Reeves, Liz Kendall, Dan Jarvis, John Woodcock, Jamie Reed, Emma Reynolds, Shabana Mahmood and Ivan Lewis. And under their respective name the Metro felt obliged to put the shadow portfolios they all held, as it rather risibly pretended that these utter nonentities were genuine heavyweights in British politics that had sensibly turned their backs on Jeremy Corbyn.



I’m a readily self-confessed, political animal and was a card-carrying member of the Labour Party from my early teens until I rescinded my membership when Blair and Brown hijacked the party that not only myself but also every member of my family and their friends belonged to; for I can effortlessly spot lowlife, white trash when I see it and I sure as Hell didn’t want to be any part of this duo’s repulsive, self-serving, and carpet bagging escapades within the Party whose noble aspirations and conscionable objectives resonated with my own and those of my family members. So I stopped being an activist as well: no longer campaigning on doorsteps, leafleting and all the rest of it, and instead just voted for the candidate of my choice at elections, which always happened to be Labour, although more often than not I had to hold my nose firmly to stem the stench of so-called New Labour as I placed my X on the ballot paper.



And placed in that most untenable and uncomfortable position I guess I was like millions of bona fide Labour Party members and supporters throughout the country who either switched off entirely or even turned to other political parties because the Labour Party under its odious Labtory infiltrators wasn’t an entity that they could honestly identify with anymore. But that also had its inherent and serious dangers; for with large numbers of voters across the country no longer involved in active politics it also meant that the percentage of those who were had shrunk to a level that markedly pleased the main political parties’ hierarchy. How and why? Just look at the percentage vote, a paltry 24%, that the Tories got in the last election for example, which meant that the Tories and Labour Party Labtories, and even the Lib-Dems, could all rely on a small percentage vote to get them into power and then share such power between themselves and those in the Westminster Bubble and, frankly, not give a toss about the electorate or the public at large.



So with Jeremy Corbyn amazingly galvanizing people both nationally in the United Kingdom and even internationally – he’s deeply admired for his political stance to global injustices, his personal integrity and his straight-talking – and none of that PR-and-disingenuous-speak ever likely to come from him - and so doesn’t sound like some wound up and orchestrated robot as the other politicians do because he does actually says what he really believes in– and is therefore immensely respected in countries as diverse as Germany, France, the aspirant independent Catalonia, Greece, Iran and several others and literally stretching from South America and the Caribbean to Taiwan and from Britain to the South Pacific, these detractors and opponents of his who saw him as a sick joke have now had to change their arrogant and condescending tune because disturbingly for them he now seriously threatens their comfort-zone sense of what was essentially an “unchallengeable” right, as they saw it, to control the lives of the rest of us; even to the extent of the privileged and parasitical poofters who are currently in office now preposterously claiming that Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security. Over 31 years Jeremy Corbyn has been in parliament and they’ve only just discovered that having ironically in the circumstances from the very start of his leadership campaign bid lampooned him as a useless no-hoper?



But to go back to these 12 pillocks, who physically I must admit even look like your classic pillocks, that the Metro and other vested interest, so-called mainstream British media are touting as a great loss to Jeremy Corbyn and “highlighting” in their column inches and on air what a principled stance they’ve made? Hold on a minute, none of these self-individualism fuckers haven’t a clue what the word principled means. Liz Kendall is on record saying that she wants power: when I’ve always believed that the primary role of an MP is to represent the genuine interests of his or her constituents. Chuka Umunna is a self-confused gender issue and delusional House Nigger as I characterized in earlier tweets; while Shabana Mahmood is your classic token “Muslim” minority whatever; and the rest of them? Well they’re simply white trash. And I must confess that apart from Yvette Cooper, who’s married to Ed Balls, the rest of them – excluding Chuka Umunna as in the Black communities we all know who the House Niggers are - I hadn’t a clue who they were or what they did, as I don’t frequent the sewers and consequently don’t in my everyday life come across sewer rats. Even the 73 year old dolt and Zionist prat Frank Field: no friend of Jeremy Corbyn, describes this bunch of morons, that the Metro is somewhat self-servingly propagating as the crème de la crème of British politics, as “thin Blairite gruel!” The only sensible thing I can recall that this rather revolting bum has ever said in his entire pitiable life.



So finally and rather challengingly and deliberately putting you the general public to the test how many of these grandstanding and self-promoting pillocks would any of you have honestly recognized let alone known what they actually did? I thought as much! Preposterously but thankfully so “saviours” of Britain that Jeremy Corbyn can well do without I’m sure; and so in characteristic fashion I’ll now contentedly sign off on this matter, relative to our irrevocably lost political “saviours”, with the celebrated and most fitting portrayal relevant to them of: “good riddance to bad rubbish!”

By Stanley Collymore



It has been a long time coming but now the opportunity is finally

here to constructively create and vigorously build a promising

future for all those who authentically care about and want

to witness a truly fair and just society for every one of

us Britons and other residents here to live in. One

which is demonstrably equitable, meritocracy

driven, totally obsequiously class obsessed

eradicated, politically and economically

stable; well-informed historically, internationally and communally,

that recognizes and thoroughly accepts the commensurate benefits

of obtaining a sound and relevant education with much needed

21st Century skills training but by no means just prepared to

settle for the one-off acquisition of either of these things

but instead completely and intelligently understands

the stark obligation of fundamentally attaining an

education and furthermore participating in the

ongoing process of upgrading it; and amidst

it all bringing on board a populace that

sensibly, objectively and confidently instinctively starts to

positively and consistently acknowledge that the task of

permanently changing Britain, and indeed the rest of

the world, even though he’s perfectly suited and

gifted for doing so, mustn’t be left exclusively

on the capable shoulders of Jeremy Corbyn

alone but is also a requisite undertaking,

I most categorically believe, for the

entirety of our own national and,

of course, global populations.



© Stanley V. Collymore

11 September 2015.





The Author’s Celebratory Remarks:

For those of you who don’t speak or understand German the English title of this poem is: “Finally and sensibly we’re all of us Jeremy Corbyn now!” Much more applicable in my opinion than the disingenuous and western False Flag propaganda crap: Je suis Charlie, which I didn’t accept at the time and still don’t care for now!



Why a German title for an English hero? Well, Jeremy Corbyn’s galvanizing of the Labour leadership campaign for one thing which wasn’t only enthusiastically welcomed in Britain but captivated the individual and collective interest of all my German friends and others besides in Germany too who feel like me that it was high time that the UK came to its senses and put its own house in order politically.



And as we prepare to enthusiastically celebrate Jeremy Corbyn’s justifiable and inspirational win despite the odious skulduggery tactics engaged in and employed by the Labtory slime balls who’ve hijacked and implanted themselves into the hierarchy of the Labour Party: 1 in 5 bona fide Labour Party members in London, Jeremy Corbyn’s heartland, alone didn’t get their ballot papers to vote thus finding themselves intentionally disenfranchised from having their say in this contest, while additionally we’ve also had thousands of others wilfully blocked from voting on the lame, unconvincing and totally dishonest excuse that these people, suspected to be Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters, don’t subscribe to the aims and values of the Labour Party.



What a bloody sick joke; that would otherwise have been absolutely risible if it wasn’t so God-dammed serious! For if that’s the case in the sick minds of these lowlife pillocks what about Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Margaret Becket, David Blunket, Harriet Harman and the rest of them who hijacked the Labour party and distanced it as far as they possibly could from the objectives and aspirations of Labour’s founding fathers, mothers, sons and daughters?



And as if that wasn’t bad enough we had these scumbags at Labour’s party HQ incredibly shutting down a supposed “helpline” for those who didn’t get their ballot papers and doing so 48 hours ahead of the deadline to vote, on the crass and derisory explanation there were too many calls coming in. Yet these are the scum that hypocritically want us and the rest of Britain to not only stupidly see and accept them as persons(?) endowed with democratic principles but are also the best there is to run the Labour Party and by extension the United Kingdom. Dream on; but while you’re wrapped up in your pernicious delusion I would like to suggest that you get the hell out of MY party and join the ranks of the Nazi-Zionist-Tories where you appropriately and stinkingly belong!



Meanwhile, on Saturday 12 September 2015 my German friends and I shall effusively be celebrating Jeremy Corbyn’s expected win in classic German forbidden; and among our celebratory tipple will be ample bottles of vintage Barbados Mount Gay Rum: the world’s first and oldest rum, from that glorious land of sunshine, tranquillity and my ancestral homeland, Beautiful Barbados, where rum was invented.



Cheers Jeremy! Oder auf Deutsch: Jubel Jeremy!

By Stanley Collymore



I want my MP and the man or woman democratically selected

to represent my constituency in the House of Commons to

be someone who knows what probity is all about; who

passionately subscribes to the principles of a fair

and just society for all; equality before the law

for everyone and who instinctively knows,

and doesn’t have to be reminded, what

the meaning and value of meritocracy stand for and how best

this should always be implemented in an equitable society;

and, moreover, is skilled in the art of motivating all those

who’re genuinely disposed to, to fully acknowledge their

God-given abilities and additionally are persuasively

emboldened to single-mindedly summon up the

courage and determination to diligently, and

with the maximum resilience, pursue and

ultimately realize their most cherished aspirations.

For as the past thirty plus years have confirmed

Jeremy Corbyn, you’ve conscientiously been

the characteristic personification of such an

MP and explains, without any apologies

at all to your dim-witted detractors or

Machiavellian opponents, why I not

only salute you as the epitome of

what an MP should be, but also

why it is that I want you not

only to be the leader of our

Labour Party but, equally

too under your inspired

management, the next

Prime Minister of

what categorically

would become

a celebrated

country!



© Stanley V. Collymore

10 September 2015.





Author’s Remarks:

Those of you who previously weren’t aware of the exceptionally high esteem that I’ve always held Jeremy Corbyn in both as an outstanding and principled human being and a conscientious MP, or for that matter that I’m explicitly committed to assisting him in every conceivable way that I persuasively can in his credible and justifiable mission to become the next leader of the Labour Party, then you have either just moved to earth from a different planet in the outer reaches or the universe or having emigrated there have after a long sojourn there decided to return home, in which case I extend my warmest welcome to you and categorically state that I fully understand why it is that you’d be unfamiliar with what’s going on.



To the rest of you however: the legions of dim-wits and intellectually challenged who serve as the willing manipulative “Useful Idiots” of the Nazi-Zionist Tories, their Labtory conspirators and toadying so-called mainstream media that feed you the garbage they want and that you enthusiastically consume, because poor silly sods that you are you don’t know any better, I shan’t spoil Jeremy Corbyn’s parade by telling you here - in this celebratory poem about him – and in my usual characteristic language what I really think of you; but I have a feeling that you already know how much, to put it mildly, that I utterly despise you.



So instead I’ll just confidently finish off by cheerfully saying to the Great Man Jeremy Corbyn; all the very best for Saturday 12 September 2015.

By Stanley Collymore



My belief in you isn’t only paramount it’s also absolute;

for you represent the kind of future that I want to see,

personally subscribe to and will do my utmost: singly

and in collaboration with those of a mind similar to

my own, to ensure in every way that I humanly

and possibly can actively assist in positively

transforming these cherished expectations

I hold into markedly demonstrable, concertedly constructive

and definitively realistic acts of fruition. And towards that

hopeful conclusion people like me are quite receptively

and most happy to freely, sincerely and productively

invest our enduring trust and all our other yearned

for aspirations, plus everything that’s politically,

economically and societally important to us to

you Jeremy Corbyn, the undisputed Paladin

of our enforced economic woes, austerity

miseries and the evident multiplicity

of other pernicious, intentionally

imposed, and most callously

accomplished actions of

communal perdition.



© Stanley V. Collymore

9 September 2015.





Author’s Comments:

At this most crucial stage of our contemporary political development and optimistically a marked difference from how things are currently and for far too long have dishonestly and criminally been done in our name, I personally and most wholeheartedly think that it’s high time there wasn’t simply a revolutionary change in how things are done in this country of ours but also a distinctive and constructive shift in our individual perspective regarding how we realistically think, convincingly pre-empt and also act in response to what’s unmistakably and detrimentally being done by those elected to represent us, and who plainly don’t; and in so doing radically bring about long overdue, fundamental and permanent change for the good of us all not just in our communities but also across the entire length and breadth of the United Kingdom.



This is after all a modern and 21st Century we’re living in, and not the darkest depths of Medieval, enthusiastically cap doffing, know your place and simply do as you’re told as we by divine right your hereditary, aristocratic, privileged, conspicuously parasitical by nature and comprehensively social climbing betters know best, Britain. Or at least it shouldn’t be!

By Stanley Collymore



The cynical and narcissistically contrived hubristic onward

parade of the Labtory political predators, and schemingly

grasping scavengers has thankfully and encouragingly

been halted in its tracks; and in the wake of that the

relenting thrust constituting the rigorous process

by people like us of these Labtories looming

eclipse is confidently most welcome; well

aware in our conviction that eagerly and

enthusiastically it will portend their

decisive destruction that formally,

earnestly, resolutely and rather

beneficially in the end can

now truthfully and with

passion at last begin.



For in so doing the mass of caring, ethical and

conscionable people long marginalized and

their lives intentionally and disdainfully

made a mess, can in this new, quite

noble and entirely unique quest

inspired by public solidarity

and the cherished determination to reclaim

their own personal dignity and respect

for themselves have now mutually

and freely joined forces with

the trove of other, and for

much too long, politically comatose

that have finally woken up to the

real and exciting possibilities

before them, including the

prospect of positively

and informatively taking

back their lives again

and constructively

living them as

they were

meant to

be.



Ditching with consummate ease and pride the burdensome tag

of being dismissively caricatured as the long misused, the

recurrently abused, and the deliberately ignored in our

respective communities; or else simply as those that

were constantly lured, like the Useful Idiots we

evidently were, by political promises which

were never intended to be conserved and

accordingly found ourselves manipulatively,

both literally and figuratively, taken for a

ride – what a thoroughly maddening

drag as we observably now know

and in the bargain, and not to

mince our unkind words,

prominently, and very

much so, also quite

abhorrently and

measurably

absurd!



Now the impetus has dramatically changed and,

encouragingly for us within our significantly

dysfunctional communities, there has

observably been an incredible sea

change brought about by this

previously unexpected but

nevertheless enlivening

and very welcome seminal

transformation that has blissfully occurred within

them, causing us to willingly choose and what’s

more collectively and voluntarily throw our

personal lot in - while maturely assuming

full responsibility in relation to matters

directly shaping our daily lives and

aspirations - with the inimitable,

straight talking, a profoundly

honest human being, and

on the ball politician,

Jeremy Corbyn!



© Stanley V. Collymore

7 September 2013.





Author’s Remarks:

There’s an old and wise Bajan saying that what sweetens rabbit’s mouth eventually burns its backside.



Now you don’t have to be a Bajan, as Barbadians affectionately call themselves, or be endowed with a genius IQ for that matter to work out the meaning of that statement; however if you happen to be your typical British dimwit, either endemically or manipulatively so, then of course you wouldn’t have a clue as to what that Bajan saying means, and quite frankly it’s not for complete morons like yourselves that I spend my time writing articles or posting tweets; as to be quite honest with you I really couldn’t care what happens to you; you could fall off the face of the earth for all I care, and to be honest with you I’d rather that you distanced yourself from my sites in the same way as I would eschew the plague myself if it were still about. In short get lost! For I don’t want nor need you! As my writing is not for the likes of you.



That said, that particular Bajan saying does epitomize what I’m about to say here. The Tory, Labtory and their fellow traveller scum that perfidiously infect Britain were beside themselves with glee when Jeremy Corbyn offered himself up as a candidate for the Labour Party leadership, even applauding themselves that once and for all his candidacy would demonstrate how out-of-touch these dinosaurian “Lefties” as they condescendingly refer to them, and most particularly so Jeremy Corbyn himself, and furthermore then dismissed everyone who sensibly doesn’t subscribe their self-serving individualism, Zionist-Nazi, in favour of kissing and obsequiously shoving their heads willingly up the asses of the One Percenters, the big business conglomerates, multinational corporations, the hedge funds, criminal banks and parasitical banksters and, of course, the utterly demented, discernibly feral, psychopathic and conspicuously sociopathic controllers of the Military Industrial Complex – nest egg building politics that these sinister political nerds who sit in our UK parliament and their embedded media stenographers that ape them and propagandize their lying rhetoric as facts to a mind-bogglingly ill-informed and stupid British public at large that literally believes everything it’s lyingly and dishonestly told.



We even had the decrepit, post-menopausal hag and “human” detritus Margaret Beckett cynically appending her name to the meagre list of parliamentary MPs that Jeremy Corbyn was able to scrape together to disingenuously on Beckett’s part give the utterly false impression that she and her Labtory slime balls are all in favour of democracy and diversity not only throughout the UK but also and most specifically in the Labour Party - that on reflection and close scrutiny of both instances they clearly aren’t and you’d have to be totally brain-dead to swallow that load of twaddle and even worst believe it – and consequently Old Hag Beckett and others just as twisted like her mentally were thus giving Jeremy Corbyn a “fair and honest” chance to air his political views to party members – how bloody “generous” (?) of them – even if the likes of her and fellow travellers of her ilk within the interloping Labtory element of the Labour Party were, as they evidently are, diametrically opposed to his political perspective and proscription for a better Britain. Shouldn’t people be subscribing to and honestly voting for what they actually believe in rather than dishonestly pretending otherwise?



While at the same time, these people, having a good laugh behind Jeremy Corbyn’s back, since they were absolutely convinced, and also personally willed it to be so, that this most honest of men and the only honourable MP, in my view, in the entirety of parliament on both sides of the aisle would tragically for him and all other “Lefties” not only be soundly defeated in his Labour Party leadership bid but most certainly also in Hag Beckett’s sick opinion and that of her likeminded Labtory ilk be massively humiliated in the process; confirming without doubt and self-congratulatory so for this said dubious specimen of a woman and the rest of her creepy morons that constitute and reinforce this foul stain of an unprecedented level of human faeces within British politics, just how “prized” and “vital” the odiously corrupt system of governance by all British mainstream parties is to the United Kingdom.



But to return once more to that wise Barbadian proverb they were dead wrong in their sick and distinctly twisted analysis with even Hag Beckett castigating and describing herself as a “Moron” – how right you are prized bitch but for all the wrong reasons – for signing Jeremy Corbyn’s nomination papers as an MP to get him onto the ballot paper. And with the incomparable Jeremy Corbyn and his legion of supporters nationally who are Labour through and through but who over the years have been callously and cynically disenfranchised and marginalized by the criminal antics of mass murderers, crimes against humanity and war crimes perpetrators like Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Margaret Beckett and the rest of them that hijacked the Labour party and turned it into something that its founders as well as its myriad of contemporary supporters never envisaged or wanted it to become, realizing this massive sea change in Jeremy Corbyn’s favour by honest people out there who espied a genuine and honest Labourite when they saw one and are prepared to put their heads above the parapet and support him, what do we find ourselves lumbered with from loathsome carpet-bagging “supporters” of democracy, you guessed it; the employment of every trick in their prolific armoury of fraudulent practices to, by any means of skulduggery at their disposal, rob Jeremy Corbyn of his rightful victory.



But the political climate out here has changed dramatically, and let them try is all I have to say! In the meantime, to all you Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters and well wishers nationally, I salute you and proudly say keep the faith; for our march has at last begun and is also irreversibly on its way! So a big thank you to all of you. YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY SUPER!

By Stanley Collymore



We joined the Labour Party, even though at heart

we’re dyed in the wool Tories, since we knew

from the very start, that despite being first

rate scum and incontrovertibly the

slime balls as you’ve probably

guessed by now and furthermore will most

certainly and analytically agree that we

are, it was noticeably clear that not

all of our sort could realistically

or properly be accommodated

in the unmistakably valued,

amazingly inspiring and

engrossing ranks of

a totally alluring

Conservative

Nazi Party.



So here we are bold as brass and quite delightfully

as Labtory infiltrators and carpetbaggers totally

beside ourselves with glee as we happily

kick the sorry asses of traditional and

conscientious members of what

unsurprisingly we derisively,

quite disapprovingly, wilfully and most assuredly

see as the old-fashioned socialist, very passé

and 20th Century fascinated Labour Party.

You know what I mean - loving your

fellow man and all that completely

demeaning stuff; and as if that

of itself wasn’t bad enough being expected too

to be absolutely civilized to immigrants –

well I ask you – instead of just simply

and without any fuss debarring all

of them from our country and, as

is quite customary and most

economically beneficial

for us, self-servingly

exploiting them of

course in their

countries.



And that’s why it’s absolutely imperative for us as

the sworn defenders who’re also quite privileged

to be acknowledged as the incumbent, valued

and hierarchical members of our august

body, and loyally endowed with the

hallowed trust of our Labtory

Plutocracy, to affirm, and not in the least

troublingly so, that having from the

very outset fully embraced this

quite amazing phenomenon

of Labtoryism, and ever

since then have repeatedly, proudly,

and unquestioningly been rather

supportive of it as undeniably

we still are; consequently it

should be no surprise to

anyone that, now as

then, our personal

sentiments have

clearly stayed

the same.



Constant not only in our inmost admiration

for and devotion towards this remarkably

impressive wonder of Labtoryism but

also intensely inspired by the utter,

astoundingly self-serving, most

amazing to survey and the

unrelentingly get filthy rich state of mind and

self-individualism of our charismatic leader,

mentor and mass murderer Tony Blair;

the deliberate fiscal corruption deftly

engineered by him, and with his

timely departure obediently

carried on by his most

obliging and of one

mind, agreeable

patsy Gordon

Brown.



The Blair and Brown wilful actions of collaborative

and individual public office malfeasance, and the

ramifications of these, encompassing the banks,

their bailouts and public lending procedures,

the “miracle cure” of quantitative easing,

the wholesale sell-off of our public

utilities to corporate friends and

campaign donors along with

other national assets of

ours to dubious and blatant tax dodgers. The furtive

privatization of the NHS let’s not forget and, as

it happens, our illegal mass murdering war

with Iraq and the occupation of that

country; disastrous for the Iraqis

of course but financially quite

profitable, as it rightly should be for us

- that must all be seen for what they

truly are: seminal achievements

in our contemporary history,

and British enterprise at its

very best, plus a worthy

cause for celebration;

not doleful regrets

or chest-beating

lamentations!



So carefully bearing in mind everything that’s been

previously and proudly said we Labtories would

have to be absolutely brain-dead to willingly

surrender most or even all of what we’ve

deceitfully obtained over the years to

Leftists like Jeremy Corbyn, who

moreover would adamantly never consider,

even for a solitary moment, appeasing any

of us let alone ever choose to become a

member of our Labtory movement.

For clean as a whistle and much

too principled by far for the

good of us, Jeremy does

know the meaning

of the word

probity.

Instinctively accepts his solemn obligations

to all the people in the North Islington

Constituency that elected him to the

House of Commons and just as

conscientiously honourably

puts these into effect. Actions which

make us Labtory parliamentarians

look extremely bad politically

and, naturally worrisomely,

wondering what on earth

next will he ominously

unleash from within

his ethical and clearly

effective armoury -

proscribing, God

forbid, every

snout in the

trough

MP?



A hopeless case then from our perspective is

Jeremy Corbyn and, if you were to ask us,

undoubtedly the wrong man for the job

and not at all suitable to be the leader

of the Labour party. And while it

might seemingly and disturbingly appear to

us and at first glance be plausibly gauged

as an imponderable quest to more or

less be embarking on: attempting

to dilute or actually stem the

surging flow of Jeremy

Corbyn’s enormous support; even so as

redoubtable adherents of our Labtory

Philosophy we must for that reason

emphatically reject this sprouting

excess of illusory leftist notions

that could unavoidably and

calamitously lure us into

passively settling for

what’s essentially

a false sense

of security.



Such a response, and one hardly worth thinking

of, would be completely uncharacteristic of

the mettle of us Laborties; however if it

were to be left totally unchallenged

could in time decidedly sow the

seeds of an acquiescent and

eventually as well an

enfeebling and paralysing defeatism with all

the inherent dangers therein of a nascent

rebellion swiftly developing within

our Labtory ranks on the crass

assumption that we can’t contain Jeremy

Corbyn and therefore we must deal

with him. That’s totally absurd,

as there’re ways and means

of successfully stopping

him – distasteful it’s

true, but hugely

effective all

the same!



So under the banner of “no surrender” and with our

prominent mentors and distinguished mass murderers

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown leading the charge

in this endeavour, we’ll unashamedly resort to

good old-fashioned skulduggery and rig the

voting system by purging the contest

of thousands of Jeremy Corbyn’s

supporters then publicly and dishonestly claim

they’re either entryists or else don’t share the

aims and values of the Labour Party and

thus without fuss closing the door to

them; while in the interim quite

criminally nobbling Jeremy

Corbyn’s excellent chances of winning fair

and square and, what’s more, paving the

way for one of the three nonentities:

Liz Kendall, Yvette Cooper and

Andy Burnham, all of them

Labtories and similarly in

this Labour leadership

competition, being

falsely declared by

that “apotheosis

of democratic

principles” Harriet

Harman, as the new

and undisputed

leader of the

Labour

Party.



© Stanley V. Collymore

1 September 2015.





Author’s Remarks:

It has come to a fine pass, hasn’t it, when the unmistakable integrity of genuinely principled members of any society but specifically for the purposes of this poem British society, and irrespective of whatever walk of life that these individuals come from: the ubiquitously social, educational, economic, religious or political, or the ethical values that they regard as precious and hold dear, rather than witnessing these said values embraced by others within their shared communities, proudly celebrated for what they clearly are, and furthermore are both encouragingly and warmly welcomed with open arms by them, disappointingly it must be said the upholders of such values invariably discover that they’re not!



But instead are quite bizarrely, fraudulently and, frankly, totally and most unconscionably instinctively treated by the powers that be, the so-called mainstream media and their plethora of brain-dead, dim-witted, very easily and recurrently manipulated camp followers within the public arena as if these live paragons of virtue in our communities and the moral principles that they venerate and amply subscribe to are effectively the composite embodiment of the real live villains of the peace, the fulcrum as well as the very essence of recidivist criminality at large, and moreover that the genuine standard bearers of these values are persons that most perfidiously and inescapably if not stopped will constitute a gross, progressively enduring and a distinctly profoundly detrimental threat to every worthwhile aspect of our collective society.



When in actuality they quite evidently are not; wouldn’t remotely in a month of Sundays ever contemplate becoming so or want to be such; and most definitely, other than in the fanciful, twisted or malevolent imaginations of those who’re perversely sick in the head and deviously haven’t these peoples’ best interests at heart, don’t represent any of those ignoble things.



Yet quite ironically, and most incredibly so, discernibly and insidiously evil mass murderers, endemic and compulsive perpetrators of war crimes and crimes against humanity, activities that are themselves then grievously compounded by the quite indefatigably and scrupulously serviced interests of contemporary and invasive acts of venal piracy conducted self-servingly by hubristic narcissists whose superseding motivation for carrying out these heinous acts of criminality are principally their own and those of their One Percent puppet masters.



Resulting in needless but nevertheless carefully orchestrated and destructive wars which the loathsome likes of British prime ministers Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and David Cameron together with their political, Civil Service and Ministry of Defence acolytes and coordinated by Britain’s intelligence services and special forces like the SAS have and still infernally wage in the Global South and wherever else that it’s financially profitable for them to, and with impunity, carry on doing so no matter what conscionable folk in their own country think about these discernible actions of state terrorism.



And notwithstanding that and additionally the distinctly irreparable harm and devastation that these activities have intentionally caused to these effected countries and their populations and continue to do so, most astoundingly it’s these utterly reprehensible and diabolical specimens of humanity: unequivocally lowlife scum like Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Alistair Campbell, David Miliband, the detestable dwarf George Robertson, Margaret Beckett, blind twit David Blunkett, testosterone impacted Liz Kendall, repulsive House Nigger Chuka Umunna, space cadet Andy Burnham, wishy-washy Yvette Cooper, and Paedophile Information Exchange welcoming Harriet Harman, for example, on behalf of the Labtories; David Cameron, Philip Hammond, Michael Fallon, Oliver Letwin, Ian Duncan Smith, Theresa May, of course, and the remainder of their neoliberal, KKK affiliated lynch mob Tories linked unsurprisingly and wholly enthusiastically with the guaranteed unstinting and ever supportive complicity of their mainstream media embedded Useful Idiot stenographers and loquacious pundits that reliably churn out the totally corrupt and mendacious narratives that these present day Nazis, Fascists and Zionist markedly depend upon for their very existence, while at the same time creating a state of affairs that’s completely at odds with reality; and to me it’s absolutely reprehensible that in noticeably marked contrast to the deeply “reviled” paragons of virtue in our societies like Jeremy Corbyn for example, it’s these sewer rats and odious slime balls who’re the ones that are recurrently given profuse media space and unstinting access to public platforms to air their racist, xenophobic and essentially neoliberal agendas that usually don’t work and in the rare instances that they do the benefits accrued from them aren’t intended for or do they go to the likes of you or me – oh no - but instead are specifically earmarked for these privileged pimps and their boss men and women that comprise the One Percent.



Contemptible narratives which have become not only widely accepted as the Gospel truth by considerable sections of our intellectually strangulated and persistently manipulated public as inspirational traits to be fulsomely revered, embraced and wholeheartedly emulated but quite sickeningly too is now official government orthodoxy. And given this status by criminals that should legally be languishing in jail for their wrongdoings and not traversing our country or the rest of the world at will with their government endorsed impunity to do so; illegitimately making huge amounts of money in kickbacks and lucrative nest egg remuneration in relation to their actions, while in office, of public service malfeasance; and disdainfully sticking two fingers up at the rest of us as they tax free and in typical tax-evasion fashion laughingly and cheerfully salt these away in numbered accounts in overseas tax havens, quite frankly simply pisses me off! How about you?