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> Never Choke, in a restaurant, in the South >



> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they



> talk about their moonshine operation.



>



> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to



> cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in



> real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya



> swallar?"



>



> The woman shakes her head no.



>



> Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"



>



> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.



>



> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down



> her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his



> tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the



> obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the



> Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.



>



> His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind LickManeuver'



> but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"



>