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Resimay







To hoom it mae cunsern,



I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.



I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.



Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.



I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,



I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.



hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



Sinseerly,



BRYAN nikname Beefy



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.



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Employer's response:.....



Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,



It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

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queenmorbid
23:15 Feb 07 2008

ROFL...now that was hilarious.

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