| I'M BORED, YOU'RE BORED, HERE ARE SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS. |
| ARE YOU CURRENTLY GROUNDED?: | LOL, no, but my kids are. |
| DO YOU SNORE?: | Tragically, yes... |
| ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: | Definitely a lover, though I fight for what I believe in. |
| WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: | That my muse will stop whispering to me. |
| AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?: | Just call me Zack! |
| WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?: | Human drama and competition make headline news. Why should TV producers cash in on this? I guess the revolution will not be televised... no market share! |
| DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: | Yes, pencils, too. |
| WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: | You ever seen an ugly baby? Never happens. Those are the kids that get locked up in church towers anyways. |
| IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: | Right now I'm living the "Separated from my estranged wife, just glad I get to see my kids" life. Single life looks pretty good. |
| WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: | This one happens to be an off-white egg-shell light-taupe... |
| IS BARBIE SEXY?: | Barbie used to be hot, but now that bitch has more crap than most chicks I know. |
| DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: | Poorly, but yes, sometimes. |
| HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: | Uh no. I don't need to feel the rush of my blood and lunch leaving my body at a faster velocity than normal. |
| ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?: | Ask LadyLilian. |
| WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: | I've always been partial to San Diego. But you know, anytime I'm relaxed and not stressing over work or other deadlines, that's a vacation. |
| IS JAY LENO FUNNY?: | Jay Leno is funny, but his writers are funnier. |
| CAN YOU SWIM?: | I love to swim. One of my few passions. |
| HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVE "DONNIE DARKO"?: | Nope. Any good? |
| ARE YOU A VIRGIN?: | Nope, not even a Rocky Horror virgin. |
| DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?: | Yup... I spend a lot of time with my head in the clouds. |
| HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?: | Apparently, an average of about 144 licks over a 9 minute period. I don't have that kind of time on my hands. |
| CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: | Yes, and I can burp it, too. |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: | Twice, just one round-trip to Los Angeles for a business flight back in 1996. |
| ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?: | Yes. I am. Imagine that. My parents didn't want more of ME running around. |
| DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?: | Electric. More fun to try to make them slow down their mechanized ravenous duty. Plus, manual labor is such a chore. |
| WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: | I see it this way. People gotta eat. Hunting for sport is lame, as is fishing. There's no sport in semi-automatic weapons either. That's just me. I'll go to the grocery store. |
| IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: | Only until I get my divorce. |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: | It's legible without being silly or fanciful. I prefer typing though. |
| WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: | Tomatoes, believe it or not. Also, I'm lactose-intolerant. Hey, you asked. |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU"?: | Last night. |
| IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: | Yes, and kicking it with Elvis in some Las Vegas hotel. |
| DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: | Only at my own. |
| HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: | Scrambled, with cheddar cheese. |
| ARE BLONDES DUMB?: | No, but I wonder about people with green hair though. |
| WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: | On a planet with other liberated socks, and Biro pens. |
| WHAT TIME IS IT?: | 1:40 AM. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. |
| DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: | Padre. |
| IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: | Indeed -- food and prices. |
| WHO'S YOUR HERO?: | Joseph Micheal Linsner. Artist and prodigy of his own muse. |
| ARE YOU IN LOVE?: | Yes. No smart-ass answer for this one. |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: | At about 9PM earlier this evening. Coming home from taking my stepson to his Karate class on the other side of town. |
| DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: | Showers. Baths are neither relaxing nor leave me with feeling any cleaner. |
| IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: | Of course he is. He and the Easter Bunny hang out with the Tooth Fairy and jam at me place all the time, you dig? |
| DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?: | I do, when it is done right. |
| ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: | Nope, because I know what lurks there, and they like me. |
| WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: | Caffeinated beverages that bring ginseng and guarana to the party. |
| CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER OR REGULAR?: | In a sandwich, I prefer creamy, but crunchy for any baked goods. |
| CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?: | Usually unintentionally, yes. |
| HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: | Thankfully, I have never had this experience. Sadly however, I have driven myself to the ER more times than I care to count. |
| HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: | Today? Um. Looking at the calendar... |
| IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: | XXX -- I'd rather eat bugs than do drugs. You know, chocolate coated ones anyway. |
| ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?: | A rather light sleeper, when I can sleep. |
| WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: | Right now (checking mirror) green with brown flecks. They change colors between green, hazel and brown. |
| HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?: | Nothing measurable on the Richter scale, but it can be frightening without proper warning. |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: | How could I not? It's the best life I could ask for. |
| WHAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S NAME?: | Karl |
| WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?: | The Rock. At least he can act. Watch "Be Cool" and you'll see what I mean. |
| ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: | I knew you were going to ask me that. |
| HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: | Not in the last 20 years, but yes. |
| DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: | No, but I'd love to learn guitar. |
| CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: | Not at all. A board that small should not have wheels attached to it and used as transport. |
| HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN ANYTHING?: | Show me a kid who hasn't lifted something, and I'll show you... hey, where's my wallet? |
| DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: | No. Only mankind is pompous enough to choose to sleep outside under a flimsy tent and call it leisure.I've discovered these things called 'hotels'. |
| ARE YOU HORNY?: | Right. Do I make you Randy? Grr-oovy baby, yeah! |
| DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?: | When most emotionally traumatic, yes. |
| DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: | Yes, in a young girl's heart and elesewhere. |
| ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: | Only a man who needs the self-deprecating affections of a slobbering. noisy beast. Yes, I'm a cat person. ;-p |
| DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: | Yep. Know a good lawyer? |
| WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?: | My mouse. |
| CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: | Jackson AND Armstrong. |
| ARE YOU A RACIST?: | Nope, I really don't care who wins the race. |
| DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?: | Yup, and I'm starting to question my latest decision to fill out silly quizzes. Nope. That passed. Carry on. |
| IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?: | That's relative. For example, it is currently 41F in Scottsdale, AZ. Here, that's cold. |
| DOES SIZE MATTER?: | Ask LadyLilian. |
| WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: | A burger and tater tots. |
| DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?: | On my toes on rare occasions. Black or purple usually. What? |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?: | Yup, as recently as earlier this evening. |
| WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: | They're all annoying. Especially toy commercials. Ugh. |
| DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: | American who? |
Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d |
COMMENTS
-