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Warning, I am going to be a bit cruel right now and probably ostracize 60 percent of VR in the following but something must be said...



Doing some advertisement for the coven I've stumbled upon a vexing phenomenon, it seems that the more unattractive, unoriginal or just plain unappealing a person is (and funnily enough this is more common amongst the ladies) the more unrealistically gorgeous, large breasted, tiny waisted fantasy women they have smeared on their page. Now, i have nothing against unrealistically gorgeous, large breasted, tiny waisted women, beauty is to be admired after all, there is nothing wrong with that. And I understand the fantasy aspect of this site but this is just goofy. I don't think you look like that. I don't think you're sleeping with someone who looks like that. There is a difference between appreciating aesthetically pleasing images and just looking like you masturbate to imaginary vampire hookers all day while you alternate popping cheese puffs and antidepressants in your $800 massaging desk chair inside your $300 a month efficiency apartment. You're ceiling must be at least two inches lower over your computer and stark white by now. Oh, and your pathetic and zit cream are showing...





I don't care that you're not a beauty queen/king, but hiding behind fake tits is not going to fool anyone. Be proud of who and what you are, be funny, be intriguing, be a bastard, be a saint for all I care, but for jebus-sake be something. Pretty people have it easy. That is not to envied.

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IExist
00:07 Aug 13 2009

Seriously, you have no idea how many times I log on to messages from girls that say something like "Hi, dis me, want 2 be frans?" and it's usually accompanied by a picture that they obviously swiped from photobucket. Oh...and don't think I'm kidding about the spelling errors and stuff...that's the real deal lol.

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Bones
00:08 Aug 13 2009

I can be a bastard. Ask, D!



;P

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sahahria
00:13 Aug 13 2009

For some of us the boobs and waist are real- the only problem is with age they sag.



Thank god for plastic surgury so I don't have to have nipples on my knees in 10 years.

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GalFriday
01:58 Aug 13 2009

IExist: you're young, intelligent and high ranking, you're bound to get sycophants by the truckloads, my friend. lol If it cannot be avoided take solace in the fact that you are deemed attractive.



Bones: glad to have a fellow bastard in my midst :). (he says you're not really that big of a bastard though...)



Saharia: my dear, that's why you enjoy 'em while you got 'em. And I truly admire that your unrealistically gorgeous, large breasted, tiny waisted women pictures are all of you.







I've been asked what my title means and really it was just a random lyric that happened to be playing when i started the post and it seemed to fit. But in response (thank you RazealReizen) to that here it goes...

We all have and will continue to whore ourselves out for particular conceits. Some of us are just a little more blunt about the affair. People are whores for compliments, favors, emotional responses, attention, and yes, drugs, money and other tangible things of course. This isn't a bad thing. It sounds like one but how can something innate be bad? It's a matter of personal morals to decide whether or not to rebel against this inborn inclination or to sharpen and utilize it. Most talk big but are really just frantically trying to keep the gold glitter hot-pants and thigh high pleather boots from peeking out of the seems of their pristine habits.

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GalFriday
01:59 Aug 13 2009

sahahria*

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voodoochile
02:33 Aug 13 2009

Odd that a woman would say this...lol. But I agree and more, but I won't say it because it simply is mean coming from a guy...umm, yeah. No double standard anywhere in the world for an American White guy who earns a good income cause we are to blame for everything...lmao o.0

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MirageInAComa
03:25 Aug 13 2009

My tits are not fake.



Ha ha



I decided long ago that I would only post my pictures...for better or worse.



What matters most can't be seen.



If we were all blind we would all try to find a new "standard" of beauty.



People are flawed.

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Tuesday
20:28 Aug 30 2009

Just thought I'd say that I'm "Iexist"...but you already know that...haha, oh and I'm adding your journal to my favorites again. :)

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GalFriday
20:47 Aug 30 2009

>D

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I just blocked myself today....

I didn't notice for hours because as usual, I left and went about my day without closing my screen. Lol The good part is that I don't have to send an apology message to myself, the bad part is that that makes 7 people I've blocked on accident. Mostly people I actually like. I don't make a habit of blocking people and don't intend to start one. So, if I do, or have in the past, here are my sincere apologies. If I don't notice for a while, well, I don't really know how to get my attention, if you can leave me a message on here.

Now, maybe i will write that apology note... No, that would be crazy. But still, I am a little hurt...

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IExist
04:39 Aug 03 2009

I accept your apology...as for yourself, maybe, just maybe you could find the strength to forgive yourself.

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madamefate
16:33 Aug 04 2009

lol we all suffer from fat finger syndrome :P

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While I find most inane messages kind of funny the amount i got in the past couple days was just brutal. I had a couple giggles and threw a couple things. I can't believe it took me as long as it did to turn on Never Play. I guess loafing at level 19 was just too tantalizing for some. Regardless of any frustration I came out of it with a fairly decent idea for a solution. Thanks to the help of a coven comrade... (i didn't invert the following so the messages start from the bottom up)





*dies laughing* *runs away to be a personal ninja* giggles this way I get my own theme music and I can get a cape :P LOL



On 05:27:54 Aug 01 2009 (-0 GMT) GalFriday wrote:



yes... yes i do...

I may just have to put an add out.



Do you have the capacity to be cruel and wickedly hilarious at the expense of others? Do you like seeing stupid or greedy people in pain? Do you have no life? Do you like wearing black spandex pants and mouth your own theme music as you stalk the cavernous "depths" of the minds of perverted twats? Have you answered yes to any of these questions? You have?? Well, come on down, Stranger! You have just been hired as personal ninja! Your sole purpose in life now: to harass those who disturb my mental processes and vague idlings with moronic messages about "your hat," "can i be yo master," "let me know when you level up, ima going to steal you," "hi hottie, yo wanna cyber?" and so on. Molest their brains, drink the gray matter and use the skull as a candy dish. Love your job, be my personal ninja.



... Think I'd get any hits? :p



On 00:15:49 Aug 01 2009 (-0 GMT) madamefate wrote:



I'm sorry you got bombed earlier. What you need is your own personal ninja to take care of those bugging you lol.

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madamefate
16:33 Aug 04 2009

I NEED ONE OF THOSE!!!!!

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