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funny...A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As

the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket

book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas

State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have

balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what

he'd just said. He then closed his book,



she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas

State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have

balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what



he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and

left. She was laughing too hard to start her car

July 22, 2004, President Bush signed H.R. 218 into law, Allowing qualified off-duty and retired law enforcement officers to carry concealed firearms in all 50 states.



Under this new law, off-duty and retired officers will be carrying their firearms in effect, as civilians, they won't be out patrolling and making arrests. These folks will use their firearms to defend themselves and others from violent attacks, exactly the same way that armed civilians employ their concealed guns in the nearly 40 states that allow honest, law-abiding civilians to carry concealed.