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My friend... who saw I changed my profile, yet again... suggested I should change my Screen Name too.



She actually suggested the name, "Brokeback", in referrence to the movie.....



and said she would pay me a thousand dollars..... I said, "HELL NO!"



she then said I should change it to "Chickenwing" or "KFC".....



If I did she said she should send me chickenstrips with all the sauses.....



I hate bird jokes, almost as much as I hate chickenstrips.



Basically, at the end of the "Hawk bashfest"..... I said one thing:



I may change my profile, but my name is my name..... and I like it!



:)

Last nite I was talking with my friend SusanCoyote, and we got into a discussion about the actor who plays "Monk”, Tony Shalhoub. She didn’t believe me when I said that the actor was in the movie Men In Black as the dude who had to grow his head back after it was shot off.



I tried to tell her she was wrong, but NOOOOOOO……



She decided to make a bet of $250.00 that she was right….. saying, “I never gamble unless I’m right!”



And while my PC was booting up to verify my words…. She upped the bet to $500.00, and then $1000.00…..



Then I googled “Tony Scalhoub”, and told her that I was right…..



The phone went quiet…… and then she said, “The bet was two-fifty right… Two dollars and Fifty cents…..”



I started laughing so hard, that I felt pain in my stomach…. Here was a woman, who was so wrong, made a bet, and now tried to welch on the bet….



I haven’t that hard in such a long time!



Susan… I expect my check within a week!



ROFLMAO