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Goodbye.....08:57 Sep 08 2005
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In Memory of the "Dirty Limerick" thread
Hear me now my VR friends,
Your ears you need to lend.
Such funny, dirty, silly rhymes…
Helped kill the lingering time,
But all good things eventually end.
It’s a shame that it is done,
But we had a good run.
Some may have caused offence,
And some were at my expense,
But all were in good fun.
These poems were not for the prude,
As we could get quite lewd.
We laughed until our sides split,
And explored our pornographic wit.
And said things very, very rude.
We spoke of ugly people fornicating,
And all sorts of animals deprecating.
We spoke of Pussy and Cock,
Things that would stun and would shock,
Even people masturbating.
But before anyone can misconstrue,
There’s no need to get unglued.
Cuz’ no matter what was said,
We all had fun in this thread.
But it’s time to bid a heartfelt Adieu!
For CountessMoon....
08:54 Sep 08 2005
Times Read: 947
Here's to Countess Moon,
Who will get hers very soon.
She linked me with a mule,
who then dropped it's stool,
I'll be damned if didn't look like Moon......
Customers SUCK!!!!!!!!!
06:04 Sep 08 2005
Times Read: 952
Today, while I was at work,
I had a run-in with an obnoxious jerk.
My studio he dissed,
And I got quite pissed.
I was tempted to go berserk........
But rather then lose my cool,
I grabbed one of my tools.
I wrote various sleaze,
On their car with my keys,
like "I like to have sex with mules!"
When I was in Kalamazoo........
05:39 Sep 06 2005
Times Read: 954
While I was in Kalamazoo,
I ran into a guy with a screw loose or two.
He thinks he's from Venus,
He whipped out his penis.
The bastard cummed on my shoe!
There was no way I would let that pass,
especially from this Jackass.
He sprayed me with his goo,
what else could I do?
So I kicked his worthless punk ass!
The Vampire Rave....
05:37 Sep 06 2005
Times Read: 955
Here we all are at the Rave,
where the sinners don't want to be saved.
Evil was in the air,
and someone lurking named Daire,
As Cancer danced on the graves.
For Alek....
05:36 Sep 06 2005
Times Read: 956
There once was a twit called Alek,
who lacked any kind of wit....
With a joke at my expence,
that shows complete lack of sense,
It confirmed that he was a twit.
The Guy from Nantucket....
05:35 Sep 06 2005
Times Read: 957
There once was a guy from Nantucket,
Whose penis shaped liked a bucket.
His sex life was boring,
Should I continue the story?
Nah, I’m done, Just Fuck it!
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