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So, rlugo718's poll made me think. Would you turn your pet?



ARE YOU SERIOUS. A R E Y O U F U C K I N G S E R I O U S.



WHAT, DO YOU THINK THIS IS HOLLYWOOD? DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN MAKE A VAMPIRE KITTY OR DOG? OR MAYBE BITE YOUR GOLDFISH AND TURN HIM INTO A CUTE LITTLE BUG EYED FISHY THAT SWIMS IN A FISHBOWL OF BLOOD?



Seriously, what is this? This reminds of that kid's movie "My Little Vampire". The vampire kid bites some cows and then they start hanging from the rafters of the barn like bats in a cave and fly around at night looking for blood.



Yes, I'm serious; it was in the movie. A flying vampire cow.



I really wish people these days would start using their fucking brains and apply LOGIC.



Real life vampyres =/= Hollywood vampires.



And if you really think the movie vampires exist, please do us all a favour and try flying off a cliff. Since vampires do it in the movies they must do it in real life, right?

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NITEOWL47
16:30 Jan 13 2009

I don't suppose it occurred to you that the poll was a joke?



Bug eyed fishy in a bowl of blood...*snickers*

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You ever wonder what's going on with your friends? Why they seem so distraught?



I do.

I wonder about it a lot.