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1) An elephant met a naked man, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds and then she asks him, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING??



2)Is it theft if you rape a prostitute?



3)I'm a Anime watching Computer loving Video game playing nerd and if u don't like that u can kiss my megabits!



4) I want a man who sends me books the way other men send flowers.



5) When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my Facebook status to "Chillin' with the Goddess"



6) Brooms are so 13th century, everyone's riding a Swiffer.



7) CNA: How I take your temperature is directly related to how you treat me.



8) If they truly wanted us to have a happy period, feminine products would vibrate.



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deringerdan
01:19 Dec 15 2011

**Smiles** and says more ;)

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