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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:



Dear Dr. Laura:



Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:



When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?



I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?



I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.



Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?



I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?



A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?



Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?



Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?



I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?



My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)



I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.



Your devoted fan,

Jim

the reason i believe in sterilization, either get your shit snipped or your tubes tied please your spawn will just waste oxygen for the rest of us, much like you.

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NikolasBathory
15:25 Nov 06 2009

Lmao, I love you.

>_>

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LordOfNoctemAeternus
16:46 Nov 06 2009

Clarification:



To Phoenix Nefarious:



November 4, 2009:



Phoenix Nefarious,



The VVC has absolutely no involvement with the "Ironknight" "Soulshroude" "Ryu" etc. related matters - we are a neutral entity that does not directly involve ourselves in the politics of the community. There is no reason we should be hearing that we held a vote on this matter or that we supported or condemned Ryu's statements or anything along those lines because that is not how we function nor what has transpired. As far as we're concerned this is a matter for the parties involved to resolve on their own unless it involves law enforcement or illegality for which police reports are filed. To whomever this rumor was circulated it should be corrected in short order. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.



- VVC Administrator





From Phoenix Nefarious:



November 3, 2009:



> Lord Ryu Posted an email allegedly from

> you. And I need to Verify the Validity of the Letter. Here

> is a copy of the Letter. As for What I have found out Lord

> Ryu is Posting messages from individuals. As for VVC they

> have labeled Lord Ryu a Role Player. And all Evidence points

> to a personal Vendetta against Jason M. Jones and we have

> found him innocent of the so called crimes.

>

> I am personally working with Jason to try to help him

> find a true path from the learnings of the members of the

> VVC. If there is anything you can do to help them go through

> the proper ways of forming an order in your area it would be

> most helpful. The Order just wants to learn of what they

> truly are. I thank you for your time in advance.

>

> Phoenix Nefarious



"Greetings Brethren!



The purpose of this letter is to inform vampyres within the Republic of Texas on the wrongdoings of one human, Jason Michael Jones.



Information from reliable sources state that the aforementioned has been excommunicated and exiled from the Vampyre Nation and Vampyre Community for the following reasons:



1.) The crime of stealing from the treasury of House Noctem Aeternus,

2.) an accomplice for financially supporting an adult individual that committed the social crime of statutory rape with a 16 year old female (name kept private),

3.) Attempting to persuade a 16 year old female (name kept private) to cohabit with him.



Jason Michael Jones has displayed immoral conduct as well as disregard for the Black Veil.



He is now residing in Corpus Christi, Texas using the aliases ‘Knight’, ‘Iron Heart’, ‘Iron Knight’, and ‘Syn’.



It is unclear if this individual has intentions of establishing his own Household or online group; therefore, it is pertinent that the Texas vampire community is made aware of his actions, hence the purpose this letter.



Rev. Vicutus, Dominus de Ordo Sekhemu, Texas Grotto.



Reliable Sources:

Vampyre Lord Ryu: Founder and Lord of House Noctem Aeternus (childe of Lord Father Vincent Orion and Mother Lady Saige Orion of the original Clan Sabretooth).

Keeper of the Veil and Co-Founder of the court of the Order of the Vampyre and the Halo of Septem Civis.



As vouched by:

Rev. Vicutus, Dominus de Ordo Sekhemu.

Rev. Mephistopheles, III* Master Sekhrian.

Master FangSmith Dark Awakenings Elder Maven of House MavenLore."

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