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Hmmmm so i havent been to church in just over 3 years now and when i logged onto Facebook a short while ago i had 6 friends invites. All from members of the same church. Devine intervention? Fates playing games perhaps? Nah must have been the sisters looking down on the list of women who have not attended for quite some time now. Guess my name was not next on the list. All i know is im deleting that account very soon and shall set up another. Although to turn on up on Sunday and possibly sit through a 3 hr service is tempting just to see if they would be willing to partake in gossiping on holy ground on the holy day.

But shall resist that one and enjoy a lay in.