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ANGELS were falling out of the sky, but, not angels of love or angels of hat, or God angels or demon angels. Trumpets blared and Gabriel took the lead horn. The experiment was over. It was the end of the world, the end of time in the X-noto third via lox-nox as spoken in the tongue of the Gatni. The Angels, the biblical god, the buddha, the christ, were here. They rose from the blackholes spinning down to the earth to bend time.







Jerry Farwell was on the evening news when a Gatni appeared and ripped out his heart. A long plastic tube was then placed in his chest and suction cup started pumping and sucking red thick fluid into his body. His face was swollen, turning to blue then to red until the pressure got built up to the point where his eyes exploded and popped out of his head. The purpose? The Angels, the buddha, the christ (Gatni;s) were making X-noto third via lox-nox sacrifice to the invisible. (the holy ghost of course!







Gabriels horn got louder and louder and louder. People were disappearing all over the planet earth. Trillions of people were becoming molecular light bulbs which were shooting into the sky out into space and down a blackhole.







A few resisted and burnt into blisters of sweat water sacs which exploded on entry.



Moses opened the red sea. God (a Gatni) smiled. Animals climbed aboard Noah's 8 dimensional quark powered Arch. The number 666 appeared on the head of starbiker. God threw 24 old Albert Einsteinian equations at its horns and the beast screamed and exploded into a swarm of quantum mechanical maggot eggs and equation of light known only to the Gatni. Not even Carl Sagan would have ever thought of that!







The Starbiker swirled into a whirlpool of magnetic poles and fell into Hell. Or to be more precise. Gamma equation 7859014326745 19587465353647477409787124235968675756656566566085746523415



9588575775656565656565656565665534342095364724264646406886868686866.







He was never seen again. Neither were the sweat water sacs which exploded on entry.



To celebrate the occassion. God (a Gatni) put on his favorite electronic via atomic pistons of the microworld and jammed with Gabriel in hypersonic sound waves.



The song went like this:



*-----gah8-_***lovimng===1425774!!!!!!!!c88575mo-----17736**=09505===99599348 3!



Then suddenly! quess what happened?



A pusedo code appeared! It went something like this:



Tomorrow they sould break her legs. Songbirds here outside trees fire the in evening every and window. Hospital with drains storm the in the sang frogs the just a clinging to the edge of a dream. Hereself into journey torturous a on her leads beauty for quest the was notes deep within her flesh, her bones. Music their of agony the of full was Brazil songbirds.







By then the time was growing near. In other words it was time to get the hell out of there! The Black Holes were beginning to close up!! God yelled to buddha, christ, all the animals on earth, and the wandering sould of Elvis the king of rock and roll to head for Cygnus fast!







All of a sudden they heard a small child crying and stopped dead in a 16 megaboost G force spin-ou which nearly caused God (a Gatni) and the rest of the revelation crew to burn into sweat water blisters. Luckily Moses had remembered to leave the particle beam on. (a 37468847476 model).



It was the new born Christ. The original Jesus's twin brother being squeezed through the vanginal lips of the 16th universal. (the virgin lMary). Quickly! God yelled. Grab that kid and lets get the hell out of here before we all end up in Damnation. Buddha quickly made a mega 3736 G turn, and pushed and slid into gear a pressurized X-noto gear! Again, not even Carl Sagan could of thought of that!! Buddha grabbed Jesus's twin brother and heded for the Black Hole. At this point the milkyway was beginning to disintegrate fast. God Damn! God yelled. The end is near! Jesus.







Doctor! Doctor! This patient has a Blood Clot!



Holy Zoo Lou Hypoe Squealer!!



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