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my silly and (some ) black-humored jokes...
01:10 Feb 08 2005
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-Mom, Mom! may i go outside and swing grandpa'?

- no, until we find out who hanged him.



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-Mom, mom! may i wake up grampy?

- no, untill we find out who killed him.



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-Dad! Dad! i don't want to go anymore to Europe---

- Shut up and keep "remando".



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- Dad! Dad! i don't want to meet granny---

- shut up and keep digging! (got it? she's at the graveyard)



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-dad! dad! i don't want to have a pool anymore--

- shut up and keep spitting!



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-mom! mom! at school they bug me saying i'm crazy! :(

-oh, who told u that darling?

- the squirrels!



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Theres a baby chiken at a butchers store, starring at a chiken that's going round, and round on the fire.

The guy that works there asks, "hey, what are -you- doing here?"

The chick looks up at him and answers...

"i'm waiting 4 my mom to get off the merry-go-round.."



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Whay does Michael Jackson's new name is the "102 Dalmatian" ?

coz he's white with black balls.



(ok, this translation sucks.... sounds better in spanish.)



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what's the difference between Michael Jackson's face and a plastic bag?

that one is used to carry groceries and the other one isn't.



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ta-daa!