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Let me get this straight, you want a Porsche Cayenne & 15% of all taxes collected in California. Interesting request... Why?

I wonder what the odds are he gets it.

Yeah... so you know those prediction market platforms. Have you heard of the ones taking bets on kids flunking out of college?

I heard about them a few years ago. I thought they got shut down because the same people taking the bets were issuing personal lines of credit on the kids being bet against.

I walked by a guy who was talking about the kid he placed a bet on. He was a good 150 pounds overweight. I opened a small bet that he would have a stroke or heart attack inside 5 years.

Man... you can open a bet on just about anything.

A reflection is a tether to the physical world, a proof of presence. Without it, we are merely echoes haunting our own lives.

Some absences are easier to face than reflections. Vampires learn early that a mirror does not lie, it omits. It leaves a clean, cruel vacancy where you should have been.

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