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IP address change. No automatic logout. The script for their movie went like this... "Blah, blah, blah... I need Depends."

They tried to make the same stupid, damn movie 10+ years ago, and it failed miserably.

Their group tried to make a lot of movies 10+ years ago. There was one consistent factor after they got actors to sign a contract: the actors never got paid.

Hell, they puked up a script from over 30 years ago and tried to do a remake. It starts with an interview, followed by a woman making a big bet that ends up causing her son to be murdered.

There's one slight twist in this new version. This version is a movie within a movie, and during a scene in the new movie one of the producers from the original movie has the double barrel of a shotgun put into his mouth. What could possibly go wrong? Click — boom; click — boom!

Don't cry about it. He performed his part perfectly, but he won't be getting paid for obvious reasons. I jest... I jest, but seriously... he will not be getting paid.

During a scene shot today, a woman told her two grandsons to steal the wallet off a guy walking into a store. However, this was not a sanctioned scene, and now the woman is in a shallow grave. I'm not sure where her grandkids are, but that's not my problem. I'm sure they are in a better place compared to where they were.

The kids were definitely under 13, so if they end up turned, they will most likely be treated like Claudia and Madeleine de Tourvel were.

Now let's provide a few character names:

Michael - the producer who gets his head blown off.

James - a man who has his middle finger cut off with a garden scissors for flicking off the wrong person.

Mark - the idiot know it all who married a prostitute and calls every man outside his influence a handyman. Ends up dead after encountering a Painter.

Elizabeth - the compulsive liar and gambler who can't keep her stories straight, which eventually results in the death of her son. 7 years prior the same issues resulted in the death of her daughter.