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SEX WITH A COWBOY
15:25 Jul 24 2009
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Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a blonde New Yorker)



confided to her co-workers she had three goals:



1. She wanted to taste some real TexasBar-B-Que.



2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..



3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.



Upon returning, the girls were curiousas to how she fared.



'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'



'And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'



They then asked,



'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'



'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

A MEXICAN BOY'S CONFESSION
20:47 Jul 22 2009
Times Read: 664








"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.. I have been with a loose girl..."



The priest asks, "Is that you, little Juanito Calenturas?"



"Yes, Father, it is."



"And who was the girl you were with?"



"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."



"Well, Juanito, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.







Was it Tina Martinez?"



"I cannot say."



"Was it Teresa Lopez?"



"I'll never tell."



"Was it Maria Mendez?"



"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."



"Was it Cathy Ramirez?"



"My lips are sealed."



"Was it Fabbiola Ramiez, then?"



"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."



The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself."



Juanito walks back to his pew, and his friend Carlitos slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"



"Four months vacation and five good leads."