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I don't know if I ever told anybody about my insane fear of gators... but anyway... I got over it today.



Went to gator land, got less than 5 feet from one that 13 fucking feet long and fed it raw meat. It was actually kind of cool watching him go after it. Gators can be some violent motherfuckers. After that.. I go to some restaurant and eat gator tail. It was fucking good. Like.. it seriously fucking tasted like god. It's amazing, you should try it.



Oh.. and apparently I looked like I was going to murder someone with a bowling ball. How.. I don't know. But bowling was fun.. and it was cheap :-D



I should have pictures of all of this soon. As well as some of me "modeling".