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I hate washing machines. I hate them. They thrash about, getting your clothes all "clean" and cozy and you think that, "Oh. I am getting something done today," and you feel accomplished.

Then... SWWIISSHHHHHHEEZZZZ a hot water hose goes and the frizt and vanishes and not only are your clothes soapy and on their way to mildew; your hallway is soaked with skin burning hot water.



And guess where the back door is to get outside to turn off the water?



Right in the middle of the sea of water lava.

.....my feet hurt. :(

... I hate the light night Burger King commercials. What point are we trying to advertise here? Star Trek cups or the purple nurple? Thievery? Stealing girlfriends? Bullying other people for one's gain?



Children do stay up late. I did. My parents did. My siblings do. You do/did. >.>

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placidchaos
12:58 May 15 2009

Not me, I was a wonderful child that always went to bed on time. *looks away and whistles innocently*

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