You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!
Kissed any one of your social website friends friends?
no
Been arrested?
no
Kissed someone you didn't like?
yes
Slept in until 5 PM?
yes
Fallen asleep at work/school?
yes
Held a snake?
yes
Ran a red light?
yes
Been suspended from school?
yes
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident?
yes
Been fired from a job?
no
Sang karaoke?
yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yes
Kissed in the rain?
no :(
Sang in the shower?
yes
Sat on a rooftop?
yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes?
yes
Broken a bone?
yes
Shaved your head?
no
Blacked out from drinking?
no
Played a prank on someone?
yes
Felt like killing someone?
yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
no
Been in a band?
no
Shot a gun?
yes
Tripped on mushrooms?
NO
Donated Blood?
yes
Eaten alligator meat?
no
Eaten cheesecake?
yes
Still love someone you shouldn't?
yes
Think about the future?
yes
Believe in Love ?
yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
yes
Would like to dump a VR friend?
no
Have a secret?
yes
Place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not then send it to your friends (including me). Things you have done during your lifetime.
( ) Gone on a blind date
( ) Skipped school
(x) Watched someone die
( )Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
(x) Been on a plane
(xxxxxxxxx) Been lost
( ) Gone to Washington, DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( ) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose & elsewhere
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise
(X) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice-skating
(X) Gone to the movies
( ) Been deep sea fishing
( ) Been scuba diving
( ) Driven across the United States alone
( ) Been to Japan
( ) Been to Europe
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
( ) Been in a helicopter
(X) Laid outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Ole Faithful Geyser
( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
( ) Been on a cruise
( ) Traveled by train
(x) Traveled by motorcycle
What, there's more!
1. Any nickname? E, Erka, eaker beaker, babe, Edawg
3. Favorite drink? banana/french vanilla cappucinno
5. Body Piercings? just years
6. How much do you love your job? NONE
7. Birthplace? Massachusetts
8. Favorite vacation spot? home
9. Have you Ever been to Africa? no
10. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? yes
11. Ever been on TV? yes
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? no
13. Ever been in a car accident? yes
14. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4
15. Can you drive a manual transmission? yep...with the light thing. :P
16. Favorite pie? apple
17. Favorite number? 13
18. Favorite movie? how to train your dragon
19. Favorite holiday? samhain
20. Favorite dessert? idk
21. Favorite food? if i could have dairy products it would be in that area.
22. Favorite day of the week? Monday?
23. Favorite brand of body soap? caress
24. Favorite toothpaste? kids crest! lol
25. Favorite smell? rain
26. How do you relax? if i told you i'd have to kill you
27. Who will respond to this the fastest? No one. I don’t get comments.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Erika
2. "E"
3. Babe
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Vampiress121
2. LovePainAndPoison
3. dogluver27
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes
2. My hair
3. ....thats pretty much it
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my face
2. I am not coordinated nor balanced
3. i have no curves, hips, butt, or boobs.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Polish
2. Irish
3. Indian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Being alone
2. Death
3. losing someone i love
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. cell phone
2. a book
3. clothes :p
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Jeans
2. red cross t-shirt
3. a scrunchie on my wrist
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTIST:
1. Three Days Grace
2. Hollywood Undead
3. Rhianna
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Honesty/Trust
2. Love
3. Talking
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I like to crochet
2. I've beem in over 16 treatment facilities.
3. I've never been in a car accident.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Eyes
2. Personality
3. Long hair
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Photography
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Sleep
2. Go to massachusetts to visit
3. Go to my parents to visit
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Veteranarian
2. Pediatrician
3. Forensics
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Italy
2. England
3. Ireland
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Damien
2. Rayne
3. Esme
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Kiss in the pouring rain
2. Get my GED
3. Have a place to call my own.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A WOMAN:
1. Shaving of the legs and everything else. lol
2. Wear a sports bra
3. Vagina!
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A MAN:
1. I love cars
2. Im stubborn
3. Hot-headed
it's not because i don't care anymore, it's not because i don't love you...i can't keep doing this, letting you drag me to hell and back and then expect me not to be worn out from all of this. I've done everything i know how to do...what more can i do? i've shed blood for you..i even went so far as to die and come back yet nothing fixed it. time when on where you barely acknowledged my very existence as if i were just some tool for you. why me? there were plenty of people for you to use so why did it have to be me? why was i the one who feel in love and thought i could fix things when you left or when i hit rock bottom, where were you when i needed help. i'm tired of breaking and burn, tired of twisting and turning just to amuse you. when will you stop this childish shit and just love me? i know you never will but it's ok. i'll always walk away with a smile even knowing what you have turned me into. I'll still be smiling when i close my eyes tonight because i know even though you'll wake up tomorrow, i wont have to wake up anymore.
When I Am Hurting
It’s easier for you to walk away, than it is for you to reach out to me
It’s easier for you to look away, than it is for you to see the depth of my despair
It’s easier for you to look through me, than it is for you to see “me”
It’s easier for you to distance yourself, than it is for you to really care
It’s easier for you to hear, than it is for you to listen
It’s easier for you to judge, than it is for you to understand
It’s easier for you to label, than it is to get acquainted
It’s easier for you to bask in your joy, than it is for you to feel my pain
It’s easier for you to bewilder at my mysteries, than it is for you to probe deeply into the depths of my soul
It’s easier for me to look away, than it is to let you see the feelings betrayed through my eyes
It’s easier for me to cry, than it is for me to talk
It’s easier for me to walk alone, than it is to risk rejection
It’s easier for me to push you away, than it is for me to be held
It’s easier for me to distance myself, than it is to trust that you won’t hurt me
It’s easier for me to die, than it is for me to face life’s challenges
It’s hard for me to smile when I am hurting
It’s hard for me to talk when you won’t understand
It’s hard for me to reach out when I need help the most.
If only you’d really look at me and see who I am
If only you cared enough to reach out when I push you away
If only you’d hold me, without asking why
If only you’d acknowledge the validity of my feelings.
But it’s the easy roads that are often taken
And so I hurt alone
No time for goodbye he said
As he faded away
Don't put your life in someone's hands
They're bound to steal it away
Don't hide your mistakes
'Cause they'll find you, burn you
Then he said
If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
This is my last time she said
As she faded away
It's hard to imagine
But one day you'll end up like me
Then she said
If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Run for your life (Life)
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Run for your life
If I stay it won't be long
Till I'm burning on the inside
If I go I can only hope
That I make it to the other side
If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Hold on for
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Run for your life
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Hold on for...
If I stay, it won't be long
Till I'm burning on the inside
If I go I can only hope
That I make it to the other side
If I stay, it won't be long
Till I'm burning on the inside
If I go, if I go
Burning on the inside
Burning on the inside
Burning on the inside
It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
what the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them
as the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is dropping
through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten
there is no reconciliation that will put me in my place
and there is no time like the present to drink these draining seconds
but seldom do these words ring true when I'm constantly failing you
walls that we just can't break through until we disappear
so tell me now
if this ain't love then how do we get out?
cause I don't know
that's when she said I don't hate you boy
I just want to save you while there's still something left to save
that's when I told her I love you girl
but I'm not the answer for the questions that you still have
and the day pressed on like crushing weights
for no man does it ever wait
like memories of dying days
that deafen us like hurricanes
bathed in flames we held the brand
uncurled the fingers in your hand
pressed into the flesh like sand
now do you understand?
so tell me now
if this ain't love then how do we get out?
cause I don't know
that's when she said I don't hate you boy
I just want to save you while there's still something left to save
that's when I told her I love you girl
but I'm not the answer for the questions that you still have
one thousand miles away
there's nothing left to say
but so much left that I don't know
we never had a choice
this world is too much noise
it takes me under
it takes me under once again
I don't hate you
I don't hate you, no
so tell me now
if this ain't love then how do we get out?
cause I don't know
that's when she said I don't hate you boy
I just want to save you while there's still something left to save
that's when I told her I love you girl
but I'm not the answer for the questions that you still have
I don't hate you
I don't hate you, no
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he would give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep, as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.
Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent. This is applicable for any relationship like love, friendship, employer-employee relationship etc. Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.
23 DAYS- FRAMING HANLEY
"23 Days" Your kiss was a perfect drug. It gave me the perfect high. And cheaters fall in love, They all deserve to die. I need to feel you again. I need your lips on my skin. For one night I could be him. Well I could be better. In your eyes I thought I saw tomorrow. Now all I see is wasted time. Can we pretend its always been ok? We never lost it all, lost it all. Can we pretend we never left this fate? We never lost it all, lost it all. This towns not much of a friend, After twenty-three days. My patience has reached it¢?Ts end, But Id take you back anyway. Hold your breath. You make the perfect sounds. This is what a love is made of, And baby you are missing out. Cause in your eyes I thought I saw tomorrow. Now all I see is wasted time. Can we pretend its always been ok? Never lost it all, lost it all. Can we pretend we never left this fate? We never lost it all, lost it all. Lets reintroduce our shadows, And watch them become one. This room is out of oxygen, And Im not nearly done. The familiar face of your body, Is how I know this is right. Im not asking for tomorrow. Im just asking for tonight. Can we pretend its always been ok? Never lost it all, lost it all. Can we pretend we never left this fate? We never lost it all, lost it all. The familiar face of your body, Is how I know this is right. Why worry about tomorrow?
**Lyrics**
The necks of this youth,
with their necks through this noose
were told lies like it's truth
and we suspect that its you
so you strap 'em with the AK
it's mother fu*kin mayday
they swear im fu*kin crazy
ain't nothin gonna save me
i'm breakin' i feel it
i'm naked i'm kneelin'
i'm shakin' i'm reelin'
my god i keep bleedin
I watch the world die from crimson eyes
I cry, it hurts tonight
I die, I see the light
and now i'll say goodbye
Now I can see your pain, I'm sorry(GOODBYE!)
I cried so hard
Now I can see your pain, I'm sorry(GOODBYE!)
I cried tonight
If I could take all this pain away
use the rage of our youth today
whose to say that its you to blame
its the people above you
the ones who say that they love you
look what the world has come to
so now its time to say FCK YOU!
you think you can and they drug you
when no one is there
when they numb you
fill you with terror and crush you
but do they care as they shove you?
So you look to me to find the truth
and what I say is what you do
but everyone you look up to
is really as fcked up as you
time is getting shorter
with these enforcer's orders
and we get blamed and pushed around
whose the fcking villian now?
Now I can see your pain, I'm sorry(GOODBYE!)
I cried so hard
Now I can see your pain I'm sorry(GOODBYE!)
I cried tonight
We can't stop now
Wer'e so close now
Cause these times are almost over
I wont give up
so God save us
it feels like we're getting closer
We can't stop now
We're so close now
cause these times are almost over
I won't give up
so God save us
(whoa oh oh oh)
Now I can see your pain I'm sorry(GOODBYE!)
I cried so hard
Now I can see your pain I'm sorry(GOODBYE!)
I cried tonight
(GOODBYE!)
I cried tonight
I cried tonight
I look alive
I'm dead inside
My heart has holes
And black blood flows
We'll do some drugs
We'll fall in love
And get fucked up
While the world just shrugs
With no thought logically
We're wandering the streets so aimlessly
I hate to see these kids just being put down so painlessly
And people say you dye your hair and wear tight jeans
That doesn't mean that you can't scream and like loud noise
You got a choice
You have a voice
And just because you show no love
And hate on us
You fucked our trust
Now watch me thrust this knife called lust
Into my chest until it bursts
This love
This hate
It's burning me away
It's hard to face that we're
All the same
This love
This hate
It's burning me away
It's hard at times like these
That never change
You're mad at the fact that your dad is an addict
You're freind takes pills
He thinks it cures sadness
I'm not here to attack and make your kids panic
But it's just tragic the way you kids have it
Everybody sins and it all begins
It goes back around
And nobody ever wins
And you stab yourself in the back
Everybody just relax
It all just hits so close to home
We all got friends
But we stand alone
And your on your own
From a broken home
You keep the truth inside and it stays unknown
Nostalgia hits and it's time to quit
And everybody acts like it don't mean shit
And your friend would stab you just to fuck some girl
Put your hands in the air
Scream "FUCK THE WORLD"
This love
This hate
It's burning me away
It's hard to face that we're
All the same
This love
This hate
It's burning me away
It's hard at times like these
That never change
LET GO
I'll bring you closer
RIGHT NOW
I'll hold on tightly
LET GO
We're going nowhere
SOMEWHERE
And things aren't over
Hard at times like these
Growing up on the streets
Hard at times like these
We'll put you back on your feet
This love
This hate
It's burning me away
It's hard to face that we're
All the same
This love
This hate
It's burning me away
It's hard at times like these
That never change
This love
This hate
It's burning me away
And I fall to the ground when my tear drops
And I get lost everytime my heart stops
This love
This hate
It's burning me away
And I fall to the ground when my tear drops
And I get lost everytime my heart stops
This love
This hate
It's burning me away
What Your Boyfriend Should Do When...
~When she walks away from you mad-follow her
~When she stares at your lips-kiss her
~When she pushes you or hits you-grab her and don't let go
~When she starts cursing at you-kiss her and tell her you love her
~When she's quiet-ask her what's wrong
~When she ignores you-give her your attention
~When she pull away-pull her back
~When you see her at her worst-tell her she is beautiful
~When you see her start crying-just hold her and don't say a word
~When you see her walking-sneak up and hug her waist from behind
~When she's scared-protect her
~When she lays her head on your shoulder-tilt her head up and kiss her
~When she steals your favorite hat-let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
~When she teases you-tease her back and make her laugh
~When she doesn't answer for a long time-reassure everything is okay
~When she looks at you with doubt-back yourself up with the truth
~When she says that she likes you-she really does, more than you can understand
~When she grabs at your hands-hold her and play with her fingers
~When she bumps into you-bump into her back and make her laugh
~When she tell you a secret-keep it save
~When she looks at you in your eyes-don't look away until she does
~WHEN SHE MISSES YOU-SHE IS HURTING INSIDE
~When you break her heart-the pain NEVER really goes away
~When she reposts this bulletin-she wants you to READ it
~Stay on teh pone with her even if she's not saying anything
~DON'T let her have the last word
~NEVER call her hot. Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better
~Say you love her more than she could ever love you
~Argue that she is the best girl ever
~When she is mad, hug her tight and don't let go
~When she says she's okay or fine dont believe it (only if you get the vibe, don't be clingy)
~Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
~Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
~Treat her like she's all that matters to you
~Let her know she's important
~When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's ass am I kicking today, baby?"
To Every Guy
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her. ....
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
1) when a girl keeps looking at you they want you to kiss them
2.) we want you to call us not us call u
3.)when we say we want a break dosnt mean we dumped you we just want to see if you disier us as much as we do to u
4.) just because we dated alot of guyz dosnt mean we are whores it just means we havent found the right guy
5.) when a girl hugz you they want a real long hug and then a kiss
6.) when its raining turn around and kiss us for awhile
7.) cuddle with us as much as you can
8.) when we are staring out in space we are day dreaming about you
9.) say a girl is beautiful not hot or sexy beautiful it means alot more to us
10.) we love to get gifts like teady bears or flowers it means alot to us
11.) sweep us off of our feet or do what ever you can and let us know that you REALLY love us
12.) take us places to meet your friends or just to spend time with us
60 THINGS A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!!
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
KEEP READING
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.
Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know
WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26. DON'T lie to her
27. DON'T cheat on her!
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back--feels good
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;D
60 things girls need to know about guys
I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We love it when girls talk about there ass.
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal or not .
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
1. Go outside, and if you see someone, take the random person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"
2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"
3. In the pasanger seat of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why dogs only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.
4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"
5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Singing in the Rain.
6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"
7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.
8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the grass on the curb, and let them get all wet.
9. When the family sees say: "I told you that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!
10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of soup with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope you don't get kidnapped.
Also, let me tell you that these are in no way ethical, or moral and performing the listed actions show a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
(just out of boredom I find these things on websites, and if i relate to 90% of what it says, i'll post it.)
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but you know...I think I like you in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other or get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with you because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until you prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having you show us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess or Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking you are calling them to innocent or incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" or "I love you". If you think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up you in the hall and asks "Do you like Ashley?"
More often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to ask you herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at you in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if you already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that you like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless you tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if you are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much
23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to you more than anything else.
30) Girls love it when guys say their name
31) Girls love confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell you it is.
40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless you make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think you should wear that more often"
41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house unexpected or at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like you do. And no matter how much you would like to see that, we will likely never talk to you again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt.
43) We want you to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want you to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of your friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot about us.
45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want you to say you love us if you don't mean it
48) We love it when you make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know you better and get to like you even more.
51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are thinking, even if you don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. You don't have to hang on our every word or give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If you don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, or worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit you far more to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then you do you earn us. We not some trophy you can earn,put on a shelf and admire. You have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how you feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
I miss those blue eyes
How you kiss me at night
I miss the way we sleep
Like there's no sunrise
Like the taste of your smile
I miss the way we breathe
But I never told you
What I should have said
No, I never told you
I just held it in
And now,
I miss everything about you
Can't believe that I still want you
and after all the things we've been through
I miss everything about you
Without you
I see your blue eyes
Everytime I close mine
You make it hard to see
Where I belong to
When I'm not around you
It's like I'm not with me
But I never told you
What I should have said
No, I never told you
I just held it in
And now,
I miss everything about you
Can't believe that I still want you
and after all the things we've been through
I miss everything about you
Without you
But I never told you
What I should have said
No, I never told you
I just held it in
And now,
I miss everything about you
Can't believe that I still want you
and after all the things we've been through
I miss everything about you
Without you
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