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Ah the joy of soft wet clothes on my butt when the bitch uses all the paper. What an idea! I had better buy it or it will be that cheap shit that cuts you.

My neck feels liked someone mulekicked me. Wonder if that bitch chain punched me during the night. May have to put an icey hot patch or some horse ligament on my neck before I get a hump. I have some weird ligament called dickjhow juice. Is that for your neck or something else. Never tried it but at this point I'm willing to acupuncture my own neck.