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BEFORE HE MANAGED ELVIS PRESLEY,IN HIS YOUNGER DAYS HE WOULD SELL''COLONEL TOM PARKERS DANCING CHICKS.''FOR 1 DOLLER.AND BACK THEN 1 DOLLER WAS ALOT OF MONEY.DOWN SOUTH.WHEN THE PEOPLE PAID AND TOOK THE BABY CHICK HOME THE CHICK DIDN'T DANCE.WHY.BECAUSE GOOD OLE RIP OFF TOM WOULD PUT THEM ON HOT PLATES.LOL TOM PARKER WASN'T EVEN AMERICAN,HE JUMPED FROM A PRISON SHIP AND SWAM TO AMERICAN AND WOUND UP IN TENNESSEE.LATER ON HE WOULD MEET ELVIS AND THE REST IS HISTORY,UNTIL ELVIS'S DEATH IN 1977.THE THE TRUTH CAME OUT HOW HE BILKED BILLIONS OF DOLLERS FROM ELVIS.HE WOULD GIVE ELVIS 40 PERCENT AND HIMSELF 60 PERCENT.HE LATER PAID A HEFTY FINE OR WOULD DO JAIL TIME WHEN PRISCELLA TOOK HIM TO COURT,SHE WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS JUMP SUITS GOLD RECORDS AND OTHER THINGS THAT WERE ELVIS'S,SEEMS PARKER HAD ALL OF IT,AND RETURNED IT ALL TO PRISCELLA SO SHE COULD OPEN GRACELAND AS A MUSEUM TO THE PUBLIC.PARKER WANTED PART OF GRACELAND WHEN ELVIS DIED,BUT PRISCELLA SAID NO,AND KNEW SOMETHING JUST WASN'T RIGHT,SO SHE HIRED A PRIVATE INVESTIRGATER AND OPENNED PARKERS LIES AND FOUND OUT HE HAD BEEN STEALING FROM ELVIS FOR YEARS.SO SHE SUED HIM AND WON,FOR HER DAUGHTER LISA MARIE.WHEN ELVIS BACK IN HIS DAY WANTED TO PERFORM LIVE OUTSIDE OF AMERICA AND AROUND THE WORLD PARKER SAID NO.AND THE REASON,HE COULD NOT LEAVE AMERICA.HE WAS ILLEGALY HERE.THOUGH HE MADE ELVIS BIG.AND ELVIS NEVER QUESTIONED HIM.HIS KARMA EVENTUALLY CAME BACK TO HIM.THIS GUY NAMED COLONEL TOM PARKER WAS NOTHING BUT A COMMON THIEF.

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XxElviscatxX
17:09 Jun 04 2015

IF ELVIS WENT AFTER PARKER, THEY SAID ELVIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A BILLIONAIRE.AND PROBABLY THE THIRD RICHEST MAN IN ENERTAINMENT HISTORY.BUT HE DIDN'T.BUT WHAT DID PARKER GAIN ''NOTHING'' HE DIED IN 1990.HIS JUDGEMENT CAME.

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ELVIS PRESLEY HEARD THAT ALICE COOPER WAS IN TOWN.SO ELVIS INVITES AND ARANGES TO MEET ALICE COOPER IN HIS SUITE IN LAS VEGAS AT THE INTERNATIONAL HOTEL.ON THE WAY UP IN THE ELEVATOR ALICE COOPER MEETS IN THE SAME ELEVATOR LIZA MINNILLI,CHUBBY CHECKER AND LINDA LOVELACE.ALL TRUE.WHEN HE GETS OFF THE ELEVATOR,HE WALKS INTO THE SUITE,THERES ELVIS' BODY GUARDS ALL AROUND HIM,HE GETS A DRINK AND OUT COMES ELVIS,ELVIS WALKS UP TO ALICE COOPER,ELVIS HAS A GUN AND TELLS ALICE COOPER TO SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD ALICE TAKES THE GUN AND ELVIS SAYS PULL THE TRIGGER,JUST AS ALICE IS ABOUT TOO ELVIS GRABS ALICE AND DOES A KARATE MOVE ON HIM,AND SAYS THATS HOW YOU TAKE A GUN FROM SOMEONE. ELVIS HAS ALICE ON THE FLOOR WITH HIS BOOT TO ALICE'S NECK.AS SOON AS ELVIS LETS HIM UP HE HIGH TAILS IT OUT OF THERE,FOR 3 MONTHS ALICE COOPER WAS ''ALL SHOOK UP'' AND COULDNT GET OVER TO WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.THIS STORY IS 100 PERCENT TRUE.ROCKSTARS ARE CRAZY AND ELVIS WAS NO BETTER,BUT HEY HE WAS THE FIRST.LONG LIVE THE KING.!

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XxElviscatxX
20:02 Jun 01 2015

THIS ALL TOOK PLACE IN THE YEAR 1971

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OZZY BITING THE HEAD OF A BAT OFF.THIS GIF IS MADE UP.BUT IN REAL LIFE OZZY WAS PERFORMING LIVE,SOMEONE THREW A LIVE BAT AT HIM,HE THOUGHT THE BAT WAS FAKE AND BIT ITS HEAD OFF.WHEN ALL THE BLOOD WAS ALL OVER HIS MOUTH AND CLOTHES.HE KNEW IT WAS REAL.AFTER THE SHOW HE HAD TO GET RABBI SHOTS,IF THE BAT LIVED HE WOULD PROBABLY NEED OZZY SHOTS,LOL,ANYWAY THAT GIF IS IN MY'' PORTFOLIO'' CHECK IT OUT.OZZY WENT DOWN IN ROCK HISTORY AS BITING THE HEAD OFF A BAT.THEN ALICE COOPER STARTED BITING HEADS OFF CHICKENS,BUT NOBODY COMPARES TO OZZY IN THAT DEPARTMENT.