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Well it is a funny story actualy you see, my aunty Em and I were very poor and well we lost almost everything in a tornado on this one particularly bad year so my aunty Em sold the farm and with the money we got for the farm we bought food, well one day the food ran out and I delt with the hunger for as long as I could but it got the best of me and well I wasn't going to sit around and starve to death, so I did what any starving young girl would do, I ate my aunty Em........and my little dog too!

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Dmonik
08:06 Mar 14 2008

Awesome twist. This had me in stitches.

Well done. A great parody of the original tale...and much more entertaining, even though short.

Bravo



'D'

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