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06:20 Nov 24 2010
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Splinters in the Crotch







A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a

Democrat and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland

near Colville, WA.







There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the

tract. She wanted a good view of the



natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big

tree. As she neared the top, she



encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to

escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got

many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she

hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she

was an environmentalist, a democrat and an anti-hunter and

how she came to get all the splinters.







The doctor listened to her story with great patience and

then told her to go wait in the examining



room and he would see if he could help her. She waited three

hours before the doctor reappeared.







The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"







He smiled and told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the

Environmental Protection Agency,



the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before

I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.

I'm sorry, but they turned me down."