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Halfway through my workout and I have to take a shower.

I had worked up a pretty good sweat and suddenly felt an irresistible itch right in the middle of my back. I grabbed my nearby telescoping back scratcher and hit that area fast and thoroughly. When I looked at the back scratcher the tines had blood on the tips. I looked in the mirror, twisting to see what kind of damage I had done, and I saw the blood smear and shredded remains of a huge mosquito that had just drank her fill before I got her.

Goddam vampire.

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Bennu
16:23 Jun 16 2022

Lol!

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