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man walks Into the room and notice 3 different colors doors.He asked ok why are the 3 doors each a different color?And I need a job too.A woman answers him Ok pick 1 of the 3 colors door.The man asked do I get to look through the door first?And the woman replies no,but all the jobs are easy.So he picks the green door thinking green Is the color of money.The woman opens the door and say Hey Mr Obama your royal butt wiper has arrived.