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Johnnie's Little Sister06:11 Jul 09 2010
Times Read: 644
Little Joanie came home from school with a smile
on her face and told her mother, "Harry Johnson
showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Joanie
went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Joanie's Mom asked,
"Really small, was it?"
Joanie replied, "No.... Salty." Mom Fainted!!!
THE VALUE OF A CATHOLIC EDUCATION & A NO. 2 PENCIL
05:41 Jul 09 2010
Times Read: 647
Little Susie was not the best student in the Catholic School-she usually slept thru class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir, Johnny took his pencil & jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Susie. "Very good!" replied the nun as she went on teaching. Later she asked Susie, "who is our Lord & Savior?" Once again, she was sleeping so Johnny stabbed her rear. "Jesus Christ!" She shouted. "Very Good," the nun replied. Susie soon fell back asleep. The nun asked a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?" Again, Johnny to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, " If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, i'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted....
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