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The shit I come home to makes me wish I was back on vacation!
02:49 Oct 31 2008
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This conversation happened after arriving home from a mini-vacation & walking in Grandad's room to greet him (after I admitted that I missed him)



Me:Hey Pop-Pop. What's up? Did you miss me?

Grandad:Losing weight--that's what up! When do you plan on losing any? Hopefully, it's soon!

I noticed that my grandad was watching Oprah's 'The Biggest Loser' episode

Me:I've lost 10 pounds already.

Grandad:(grunts) Where?! From your head?!

online vs. on the line
03:11 Oct 02 2008
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Grandad:Button, can we take care of this cable bill tomorrow?

Me:Yes Grandad, I'll pay the bill online tomorrow morning.

Grandad:Okay, you take care of things for me. I'm not as young as I used to be. You said that you'll pay the cable bill on the line tomorrow?

Me:Daddy, I'll pay it online tomorrow. Now I think that you should go to bed.

Grandad:I'll scoot myself in my room and go to bed then. Don't forget about paying the cable bill on the line.

Me:I won't Daddy. Goodnight.