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Well today started off well. Captain Crunch in my belly, and organic 2% milk. Until I became bored, and caught the itch. You know the itch. When you are all by your self feeling the need for some adult entertainment, so I thought why not watch Interview with the Vampire to get my blood pumping. I got started I was feeling my breast I noticed something hard. It was really hard. I thought to my self what is this hard bump in my breast? I am an avid smoker for 35 years, so of course I panic. I called my friend David, and says he gets them all the time from the Captain. I assume he meant Caption Crunch, and immediately I was calmed down, and was able to continue my self exploration.

Vampire Bite you later!

today I saw some one get hit by a car. It was really funny. I was sitting around in my new out fit.OMG! Smoking cigarettes, listening to Throbbing Gristle. I looked out the window, and holy crap this lady got nailed by a truck. I thought about drinking her blood, because thats what us vampires do you know?



Anyway sweet day hope tomorrow is the same.