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The New Priest
17:34 Nov 21 2011
Times Read: 470

A new priest, born and raised in Texas , comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.



The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.



The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'



The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.



The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit, what happened next?"







lmfao...I love my mom

TWO OLD LADIES
17:29 Nov 21 2011
Times Read: 471




Two old ladies outside a nursing home smoking when it starts to rain. One lady pulls out a condom, cuts the end & put it over her Cig, continued smokin. Her friend asks, "whats that?", "A condom so my Cig doesn't get wet", "Where u get it?", "You get them at a shop". Next day her friend goes to a shop, asks the pharmacist for condoms, surprised he looks at her strangely as she is well over 80 yrs old, but asks her what brand? "Doesn't matter, as long as it fits a camel" the pharmacist fainted