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i work at a golf course... my official title is "proshop attendant". translated this means beertender...

i sell beer to rednecks... who play golf...

thier whole lives revolve around golf... i dont get paid nearly enough to put up with thier sh*t. and there is a shortage of jobs in this west texas hole in the wall... so i will continue to be the beertender (no ritzy mixed drinks at this clubhouse) until i get my herbalist degree... then i can be as wierd as i need to be cause i will have my own strange little curio shop.

i hate my job...