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19:11 Jul 01 2008
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My roommates mom sent me this...too funny!



TWO LADIES IN HEAVEN



1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.



2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly.. How'd you die?



1st woman: I Froze to Death.



2nd woman: How Horrible!



1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peacefuldeath. What about you?



2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



1st woman: So, what happened?



2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.



1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive




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