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MEN

PLEASE READ RULES

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1. PLEASE DON"T TALK TO MY BREASTS.YOU WON'T BE MEETING THEM.

2.IF YOU WANT TO CONTROL SOMEONE SLEEP WITH YOUR REMOTE.

3.I ALWAYS CHOOSE CHOCOLATE OVER MEN- ALWAYS.

4.51% LOVE GODDESS 49% BITCH

5.MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS NO.

6.MY BODY IS A TEMPLE,NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.

7.IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT COUNTS,ITS'...NO,WAIT,SIZE DOES COUNT.

8.REMEMBER YOU HORNEY PIECE OF DIRT GIRLS ARE MADE OF SUGAR,SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE.

9.MEN ARE LIKE HARDWOOD FLOORS,LAY THEM RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AND YOU CAN WALK ALL OVER THEM FOREVER.

10.SAVE YOUR BREATH FOR THE INFLATABLE DATE.

I hate being alone ..I wish I had some one to guide me...the emptyness inside me grows more and more...I can't stand it ..when will it end..I just wish someone one would find me..and bring me back...soon...someone please..?? HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!