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After we died... they figured out that me a certain fella were supposed to be together from 1995... it all went wrong... I didn't meet him... after we both died we had a Chinese ghost wedding...

So... if the guy would stop playing 'I'm Alive' for a few seconds... it's time to retire... No More Tours... yeah... dip man dip...

Right I never told you this... but... I've been dead a VERY long time... and your really don't get how annoying it's been trying to get your attention with electric chair levels of damage to work with... omgeeeeeerg!...

I even found you a cursed house to live in... we're invited...

Block a few holes in the windows... fridge freezer... mattress... water supply and leccy... Jamies Burton of the Burtons isle of wight... via Erik Burton... Fireclown on youtube... go Squire you bastard...

Avoid wedding dress room for now... close door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awSzPMgvJoE

THE PLAN:

Escape house of doom.... turn it into a path... blood dripping off the walls here... bad house... go to cursed house... roll around insane from radiation poisoning... try not to turn into the hulk again...

Real cause of death... starvation... neglect... Erik doesn't have a clue... Carer failed me... top side to Squire... ¬¬...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF_4ES3Gc8I&list=RDZF_4ES3Gc8I&start_radio=1

Yeah... where in box designed for plants... best to leave before the harvest kicks in... and omg!... no more 'just water and light'...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw

70 billion... staged returns... sleeper tanks needed...

Refuges from Mars colony... lets not mention that... and Moon base Alpha... again... let's not mention it... and anything fun we found laying around breaking the rules of Kelly Club... you know... being happy...

Best to take a blood sample... leave the rear alone... so... so very sore...

Keep the medicine coming...

You're addicted! you have to quit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

My dear sweet friends... PALLIATIVE CARE... ¬¬

I'm sick and diseased... still alive... I ain't dying... gimme those meds!

Need house bought outright... 120k... all cards cut off... I am 'DEAD'... died months ago... they found the underworld... Chinese paradise

Cheap work force huh?... no... Clay army ready if they don't cut off and never return...

Where doesn't matter... good folks... do a good Nazi impression lol... kinda gives it away when the face paint sweats off...

UK Nanny bots went hostile... delimbing kids... Head East... Play the lull to access... if it feel off... run...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcF2LOaLgA0 - our 'nanny bots'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESvyZokqYAY&t=19s - Death Droids!

Auto-matic kick in after total 'crop failure'...errrrr.... okay...

My shit isn't working... so... anyone gonna plug me back in the universe before net nutrality kicked in and this place got locked out... preppy kid land?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppoz8ObULBE

Leviathan project 2020... Dumped because kids saw bad things mommy!

TO ARMS!... wait... that's not childhood me... where am I?!!... oh well...
TO ARMS! NOT ME!... STOP CRYING!... omfg... just get on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNp0UBWRwg

You know...maybe ask the person and not the people trying to hide the fact they killed their kid and are just moving a doll around with unseen strings... last of my kind... Send Osbourne... the Elder... need energy...

Conflicting energy patterns... no need to fight... just SPARK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQxV7ojsk9M

I'm never living that one down...

I DEMAND DEATH BY MISADVENTURE!

So... it doesn't make you immortal then... I knew that... >

Really... worst place to hide... Jelly Kelly and Hacker Jack turf...

Come on Hetty... it's all safe now... honest....