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I am now contemplating the best way to kill my father. Let's see...



Shoot him, no to quick

Stab him, appealing but a little messy

Poison him, this could work

Burn him, no that would be offensive to the fire

Hang him, can't the bastard is too heavy for me



Any suggestions?

So in light to all the recent shootings I just wish to share something with you all. THERE IS NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS TEMPORARILY INSANE!!! you either are, or are not. And if you are and you have anti social behavior get help, meds, shock treatment, whatever. Or go DIE.

If you kill people who did nothing to you your life is of no importance to anyone. Hell, 20 children, CHILDREN just died because some ideot did not take his meds, that is just fucked up. And no it's not a gun issue. It is a oh well let's go and make excuses for people because bla bla bla. Well you know what, if you are a risk, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS!!!!!

Hope everyone finds the best of luck withthe coming new year. Many blessings and lots of love. Comment with start of the year traditions!!!