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Wallabies are tasmanias creators of crop circles? Apparently wallibies enjoy eating poppy plants, grown fir the pharmacuticle production of opium, and they then tend ti run aroond like lunatics creating said crop circles?



Now that is whit i call a good explanation! My mind wis all torn up over these crop circles, thinking it wis aliens or the marks left by their craft. I shall noo go back ti believing everything i'm told by people wearing suits and trusting smiles on their geggies!



Fir those of yi reading this, that are of a delicate nature then i suggest that yi go ti yir local mp or government officer and beg forgiveness fir ever doubting them and give yir soul ti their cause?



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This statement confuses me?



A person looks at a profile and either likes or dislikes it!



Then yi click the relevant number and write a comment(the polite people do, anyway!) on whit yi think of the profile?



I take it, that this bit is being the 'fairly rated' idea?



NOW....



Whit if yi want ti unfairly rate a profile? And also would yi hiv the intestinal fortatude(someone oot there, hates them words!) ti say so?



"I UNFAIRLY RATED YIR PROFILE!"



Or, I came, I saw, I read, and i like/dislike yir profile! Now i'm going ti lie and give yi a 10, because i need ti feel better aboot myself, even though yir profile is shit! And i really, really need a 10, so i kin feel better aboot myself and feel a smug over the little people!



That woud be one way ti interprit it?



Of coarse i could be wrong? And every single person whom uses that statement is a wonderfully secure and just person?



Of coarse i could be wrong?



And i'm an arsehole whom hates the world?



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Azuredark
23:09 Jun 07 2009

It's a premium thing. You have to put a code in to have the stamp and what's the point if you give everyone a separate message. You can't use the stamp if you type in a message. You have to rate far too many people to do that. My suggestion is to leave a private message for those who you want to leave a statement. We have to move through thousands a profiles to level up and to leave each person a unique message is a monumental task.

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I hiv started playing this game called 'DEAD SPACE'; It is the scariest game i hiv ever played! It makes resident Evil feel like a womons institute tea party.



On this deralict space ship, every little noise could be danger, or it could be debris? Every noise has yi paranoid, and yi need eyes everwhere? Yi know danger is coming, and when it does yi hiv no time ti think because they are bloody fast. Plus the fact that it is in space means that gravity has no real effect, so the danger could come frim any direction.



As yir character is an eingineer, and his no weapons yi hiv ti use whitever is at hand? And if yi thought that it wis a point and shoot.......yir no ready, as yi hiv ti damage specific parts of them ti save yir own life?



EVERY NOISE YI HEAR COULD BE A PRECURSOR TI YIR DEATH? Or it could just be a bit of debris?

Noun. 1. An outline(especially of a human face) as seen from one side; a representation of this.

2. A short biographical or character sketch.

3. A vertical cross section of a structure or of layers of soil etc. -(transitive verb) to represent in profile-KEEP A LOW PROFILE, to remain inconspicuous. [from obsolete Italian, profilare- draw in outline]



I felt the need ti write this doon as it seems that certain people seem ti think that just because yi rated me with no effort on your part at all? I should resipricate the 'favour'?



If yi bother ti make an effort with yir words, if yi bother ti make the effort ti actually tell the reader a little of how yi think, feel, what yi want oot of this world? Then i will do my best for yi?



But if yi do/do not spend $150, and manage ti leave the reader no more clued up on who yi are and what yi are? Then what a bloody waste!



Fir those of yi that find this rude, Aw dear, stop reading?, and put me up against the wall when the revolution comes? Remember, point the thin end towards you and the thicker end towards me, as yi will hiv more chance of ending the culprit!



Fir those of yi that dinni find this rude? Let me know and i'll try harder next time?



And fir those that dinni care? Is that burning i kin smell??



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ladySnowStrixx
03:54 Jun 03 2009

LOL hon, you are always good for a laugh , This was great, sometimes I feel the same way especially when your talking to some kid who cant spell.

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