The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Boil one bottle of false love and mix that in a big pot, mix it with one gallon of secrets. Add to that one pint of lies, two cups of broken promises, three tablespoons full of essance of betrayl and stir. Heat over the next 3 years and add at the end one final straw. Drink that with a loaded gun and you've got all you need for a class a exit. Be sure to carve her name in the bullet like the saying goes so everyone knows the last thing going through your mind before you left. Peace out.....