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> Interstate Inspiration

>

> Four guys are driving across country together: one from

> Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and one from New

> York.

>

> A short way down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull

> potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.

>

> The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the heck are

> you doing?"

>

> The man from Idaho says, "We have so many of these things in

> Idaho they're lying around on the ground. I'm sick of

> looking at them!"

>

> A few miles down the road, the man from Nebraska begins

> pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the

> window.

>

> The man from Florida asks, "What are you doing that for?"

>

> The Nebraskan replies, "We have so many of these things in

> Nebraska, I'm sick of looking at them!"

>

> Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car

> door and pushes the New Yorker out.