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*Apply fancy perfume to your self {that smells good}

*Get one caldron

*And a hobo from the street

*Put him in the caldron

*Put 1 cup of clone onto the caldron

*One TV with a guy program on

*One pair of sexy leather black pants

*1/2 cup of kinkiness

*A pinch of love

*3 cups of Goth Potion

*1 tail of bat {for looks}

*Get pitchfork and scoop your man out

*Lay him on cloths hanger in the dark for 5 days

*Don’t be frighten if he smells at first {hehe}

***And you have the {almost} perfect man***