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Captain's log( I've always wanted to say that) for those of you who know me know that I've been a pilot for the last nine years. And up until recently a pretty good one. Two months ago while trying to obtain my aerobatics certification (which I did finally) the incident occurred. Approximately 30 minutes into the flight. It was my fifth flight in the T-6 (a World War II fighter trainer) we had just got done doing routine maneuvers, when we started to smell burning oil, is not unusual to smell this, it happens sometimes in old planes. And usually is nothing to be alarmed about. But almost immediately smoke started to fill the cockpit. Just as I noticed this, the warning lights lit up like a Christmas tree. I can tell you this, nothing will get your heart pumping like a cockpit full of red warning lights, especially the big one that says ( FIRE !!) So at this point we had declared an in-flight emergency, (and I declared my pants shit LOL) first thing we did was to try to climb the fire out, by getting into thinner air this sometimes works, it did not. then we tried to dive the fire out. That did not work either. It was at this time, we knew that we were going to have to ditch the plane. We started going through our emergency procedures, and had contacted the Coast Guard, and Melbourne control, giving them our last known coordinates and heading. It is decided that we should ditch over the water we felt that the plane could make it a few more miles, to the ocean. We felt it would be safer to ditch the plane there. The water makes for a softer landing. And nobody wants a flaming plane coming down in their backyard! Once we were over the water my instructor John, gave the command to leave the plane. It was bailout, bailout, bailout, three times. Well I can tell you this, after it came out his mouth the first time, he was talking to himself, ( because I was fucking gone ) I hit the wind at about 200 miles an hour. The chute deployed automatically and I remember watching him pull the plane up slowly, to avoid the flames and jump. I remember watching him float down and hit the water. I had discarded my chute approximately 60 feet above the water. ( AND HIT HARD ) Nobody wants a parachute stuck to them while they're treading water. I had to tread water for about 25 minutes before the Coast Guard helicopter picked us up, we were only approximately 3 miles off the coast. A tourist on the beach from England caught the whole damn thing on tape. And the NTSB, provided me with a copy. (I guess to add insult to injury LOL ) Jumping out of a plane is fun until you hit the ground parachute or not it still hurts like hell!!!!!!. All in all I look back on the situation and find it funny now, being that neither one of us got seriously hurt (just some damaged egos)