05:42 Jul 10 2012
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Batman.
Stranger: Listen, do you want to know a secret?
Stranger: Do you promise not to tell?
You: Well, considering the odds that we know any of the same people from a completely random chat.... sure.
Stranger: Closer, let me whisper at your ear... I'M BATMAN.
You: *gasp* Really?
You: Shouldn't you be out fighting crime instead of goofing off on the internet?
Stranger: I have a Rogin.
Stranger: I mean, Robin.
You: Oh, ok. I thought you meant Rogaine, and I was all like "Damn, Batman is balding... that just sucks."
Stranger: Well, no, Robin.
Stranger: Robin's the good boy and stuff.
You: Kind of a pansy, really.
Stranger: Well, there's like trhee Robins out there.
Stranger: One of them it called itself Nightwing, but everybody knows that it's a Robin.
You: Yeah, Nightwing is alright. The movie versions of Robin though...
Stranger: They do the job. Instead, the police need to move their ass some times.
You: It's just so hard to trust which ones are on the right side.
Stranger: I don't care. Gotham City needs a Superman or something. I hate that, nobody loves me.
Stranger: But everybody loves Superman.
You: Yeah, but I don't see Batman being taken to his knees by a piece of rock.
Stranger: What you know? Whom are you?
You: I.... am Cthulhu.
Stranger: The dark lord?
You: The one and only.
Stranger: Agre you goint to kill me?
You: Nah, I'm a fan. Plus, I'm still stuck in R'lyeh.
Stranger: Oh, well, I might thank you.
Stranger: But, you know.
Stranger: Being Batman it's hard.
Stranger: No one knows what it's like to be the Batman.
You: Try being trapped under the ocean for a few millenia.
Stranger: But, you're immortal and stuff.
Stranger: I'm just a man.
You: Yeah, but before I started stealing wi-fi from Nyarlathotep, eternity got bloody boring.
Stranger: Oh, well.
Stranger: That's only a price.
You: And actually, the wi-fi really just made things worse.
You: After discovering your anime, and realizing that there are millions of schoolgirls in Asia that dig tentacles.... and here I am, stuck.
Stranger: The asian people are weird.
You: Good food, though
Stranger: And good games.
You: Cars, technology... Yeah, I can deal with a little weird.
Stranger: And the girls will love you.
You: It's been so long since my tentacles have been rubbed....
Stranger: Well, you have to go outside there.
Stranger: But, remember, never open the package.
You: And why's that?
Stranger: Well, you know, rules and stuff.
You: The Dark One scoffs at rules.
Stranger: Good point.
You: Well, I think it's time for me to be off. It's been interesting.
Stranger: But the world needs some rules.
Stranger: Well, go, go.
Stranger: Take care, dark lord.
You: You too, Batman.
You have disconnected.