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I am obsessed with vampires. I have posters of famous ones on my wall. I live like a vampire. I sneeze and get sick when I'm around garlic. I wear sunglasses during the day, and everybody at my school calls me crazy. I love doing art. One time I drew a picture of a coffin in a graveyard. All my friends are obsessed with (Or are) vampires. Some people ask if the fangs I have in all the time are real. So I walk away, and I stay away. I've never eaten anything with garlic in it. I got to close to it one time, and ended up getting sick. I prefer steak over anything else, and I like it bloody. Very bloody. I'm very dark all the time, and at the parent-teacher confrences they say I'm very quiet. I sometimes stay after school because my teachers love vampires, too! An idiot at my school keeps saying if he had to, he'd bash the fangs out of my head and rip my jaw off. He also said he'd put a stake through my heart. Ouch. One time he tried taking my fangs out and couldn't. He called me a freak. Best thing anybody's ever said to me!!