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Someone say popcorn?
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People are exhausting.
Not because they're different.
Because they're all convinced they're original.
Every idiot thinks they're the exception. Every loudmouth thinks they're the smartest person in the room. Every hypocrite believes their hypocrisy is somehow justified. Give them a keyboard and five minutes, and they'll explain exactly why they're right, why you're wrong, and why everyone should clap when they're finished.
I don't really care.
That's probably what bothers people the most.
I'm not here to change minds. I'm not here to educate anyone. I'm definitely not here to save the internet one moron at a time. I'm here because stupid people are funny, and business has been booming for years.
People keep asking what side I'm on.
Whichever one makes the loudest person in the room uncomfortable.
I'll agree with you. I'll disagree with you. I'll argue against something I actually believe just to see if you can defend your own position without having a complete emotional collapse. Most of you can't. That's not my fault.
I don't troll because I'm angry.
I troll because you're predictable.
Say one thing you don't like, and suddenly I'm a monster. Say one thing you do like, and suddenly I'm brilliant. Five minutes later I'll say the opposite just to watch you explain why you've always believed that too.
Humans are amazing creatures.
A little poke...
...and they write novels.
A little sarcasm...
...and suddenly they're detectives, psychologists, lawyers, and forensic linguists. They'll explain what I really meant, what my childhood must've been like, and why I'm secretly miserable.
All because I called someone an idiot.
Which, more often than not...
they immediately prove.
Nothing on this profile should be mistaken for emotional investment. You're not that important. If I laugh at you today, there's a good chance I'll laugh at someone else tomorrow. Nobody's special here. Everyone gets a turn eventually.
So if I happen to point in your direction...
Relax.
Ignore me.
Laugh.
Or completely lose your shit.
Statistically speaking...
I already know which one you'll choose.
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